Humor Dir - #1

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Since I've seen a couple of threads on the Chinese language, here's a crash course


English: He's cleaning his car
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: Your price is too high!!!
Chinese: No Bai Nut Ding!!!

English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?

English: I bumped into a coffee table
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni

English: It's very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim?

English: Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?

English: I thought you were on a diet?
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English: They have arrived
Chinese: Hai Dei Kum

English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu

English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

English: I got this for free
Chinese: Ai No Pei

English: Stay out of sight
Chinese: Lei Lo

 

[EightySix Four]

wow... old....

Still good though

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

:beer:

 

[eLiu]

Just out of curiosity, any guesses as to exactly how old this is? Like is this something the "old folk" remember from the BBS days or later than that?

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Hence why I named the thread "Humor Dir - #1". Was going through it as a break from reading electromagnetics books.

 

[RelaxTheMind]

magnetic toilets

 

[EightySix Four]

He who stands on toilet is high on pot.

 

[DaWhim]

i have problem understanding it in chinese...