Hummer gets a beat down, literally

bozack

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Just saw this on MSN, don't know if it is a repost but pretty crazy:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19...wid/18298287?gt1=10227

WASHINGTON - On a narrow, leafy street in Northwest Washington, where Prius hybrid cars and Volvos are the norm, one man bought a flashy gray Hummer that was too massive to fit in his garage.

So he parked the seven-foot-tall behemoth on the street in front of his house and smiled politely when his eco-friendly neighbors looked on in disapproval at his "dream car."

It lasted five days on the street before two masked men took a bat to every window, a knife to each 38-inch tire and scratched into the body: "FOR THE ENVIRON."

"The thought of somebody vandalizing it never crossed my mind," said Gareth Groves, 32, who lives with his mother in a three-story home in the 3400 block of Brandywine Street NW in American University Park. "I've kind of been in shock."

Looks of satisfaction
Now, as Groves ponders what to do with the remains of his $38,000 SUV, he has been the target of a number of people who have driven by the crime scene in his upscale neighborhood and glared at him in smug satisfaction.

"I'd say one in five people who come by have that 'you-got-what-you-deserve' look," said his friend Andy Sexton, 27, who is visiting from Arkansas and has been helping Groves deal with fallout from the crime.

Neighbor Lucille Liem, 37, who owns a Prius hybrid, said that a common sentiment in the neighborhood is that large vehicles are impractical and a strain on the Earth -- and Hummers in particular are a symbol of consumer excess.

"The neighborhood in general is very concerned with the environment," said Liem, whose Prius gets about 48 miles a gallon compared with the Hummer's 14 miles a gallon. "It's more liberal leaning. It's ridiculous to be driving a Hummer."

Liem added quickly that she does not condone violence.

Another neighbor, Lani Fremaux, 58, said she bought a T-shirt months ago with a picture of a Hummer and above it the word "Bummer." She wore the shirt proudly but said she is so upset with recent events on her street that she might retire it.

"They've got everything at their disposal in this city to make a statement in a legal way," Fremaux said of the bat-wielding men who struck out at the Hummer. "I consider this a hate crime."

First attack of its kind
Police said they see small acts of vandalism in the area from time to time, but they have not seen anything so severe, or with such a clear political message, in recent years.

"This seems to be an isolated event," Cmdr. Andy Solberg said.

Investigators said they are searching for the vandals but don't have many leads. Witnesses saw two men about six feet tall with bandanas or masks over their faces smash up the car about 3:30 a.m. Monday and then run off.

Groves's mother, Phyllis Groves, 70, said she is sad for her son because he has wanted a Hummer for a while. But even she did not exactly approve of the purchase.

"I teased him because of the gas mileage," she said. "But he wanted a Hummer. He didn't have other gas guzzlers in mind."

He bought the used 2005 vehicle a month ago from a dentist in Fairfax County and left it in a shop for several weeks so it could be outfitted to his specifications -- new, bigger tires and a "lift kit," meaning it would be higher off the ground.

Groves, who grew up in the District and works in marketing for a local radio station, said he wanted the car in part because he is starting a company, Washington Sports Marketing, that is "image-based."

He said he wants to get it towed and repaired but fears extremists might not be done making an example of him.

"I'm worried about what I do now," he said. "If I get it fixed, do I put it back in the same spot three weeks from now?"
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: bozack
He bought the used 2005 vehicle a month ago from a dentist in Fairfax County and left it in a shop for several weeks so it could be outfitted to his specifications -- new, bigger tires and a "lift kit," meaning it would be higher off the ground.

Groves, who grew up in the District and works in marketing for a local radio station, said he wanted the car in part because he is starting a company, Washington Sports Marketing, that is "image-based."

He said he wants to get it towed and repaired but fears extremists might not be done making an example of him.

"I'm worried about what I do now," he said. "If I get it fixed, do I put it back in the same spot three weeks from now?"

So move, you clearly don't fit in to that neighborhood.
 

R Nilla

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It lasted five days on the street before two masked men took a bat to every window, a knife to each 38-inch tire and scratched into the body: "FOR THE ENVIRON."

:laugh:
 

amish

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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: bozack
He bought the used 2005 vehicle a month ago from a dentist in Fairfax County and left it in a shop for several weeks so it could be outfitted to his specifications -- new, bigger tires and a "lift kit," meaning it would be higher off the ground.

Groves, who grew up in the District and works in marketing for a local radio station, said he wanted the car in part because he is starting a company, Washington Sports Marketing, that is "image-based."

He said he wants to get it towed and repaired but fears extremists might not be done making an example of him.

"I'm worried about what I do now," he said. "If I get it fixed, do I put it back in the same spot three weeks from now?"

So move, you clearly don't fit in to that neighborhood.

so because his neighbors don't like the car he should move? that makes sooo much sense. :roll:

his stupid fucking neighbors should respect his diffences and learn not to deface property.
 

desy

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That p1ssed me off when I read that.
What the guy choses to drive is his buisness. Doesn't matter what kind of car you drive its bad for the environment compaired to driving NOTHING. Bloody hypocrits.
How many people have clothes lines strung up in their back yards? Solar panles on the roof, buy all their food from within a 100 mile radius, car pool?
Love the casting of stones of those without sin.
A Hummer is what it is, an excess but more so than a large Lexus Hybrid?
 

Googer

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Eco-terrorists, I've had enough of them. Once we get Bin-laden and bring down Al-Qaeda, then I will push our government to go to war against them. So in the mean time I will chop down a tree, eat more veal, and replace the engine in my Hummer with a pair of V12's: one driving the front wheels and the other powering the rear wheels.
 

Sqube

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Should I throw a brick through every window in your house because you don't recycle? It seems like the same kind of logic - I feel that you don't follow my arbitrary sign that indicates you care about the environment as much as I do. Burn!

I mean, for all they knew, this guy could have a bunch of trees planted somewhere to offset the carbon footprint of the damn thing. I doubt he does, but that's besides the point. Wrong on just about every level one can imagine.
 

Fin

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Typical liberal crap. I don't like big vehicles, but every person chooses what they want to drive. I wonder what would happen if the vandals' cars were torched, it would probably be preceived as an act of terrorism, typical double standard.
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thats it, I'm buying an excursion. Partly because I want it, partly because I want to spite people like the @$$holes who defaced the hummer.
 

BUTCH1

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I think that selling a hummer ought to be illegal but it's not and wrecking someone's
property because you don't like their choice is bullshit. Why not make your case to
the man face to face insted of cowardly smashing his ride @3:00Am?
 

Gillbot

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Originally posted by: desy
That p1ssed me off when I read that.
What the guy choses to drive is his buisness. Doesn't matter what kind of car you drive its bad for the environment compaired to driving NOTHING. Bloody hypocrits.
How many people have clothes lines strung up in their back yards? Solar panles on the roof, buy all their food from within a 100 mile radius, car pool?
Love the casting of stones of those without sin.
A Hummer is it is, an excess but more so than a large Lexus Hybrid?

I would buy a more obnoxious and more polluting vehicle now to prove a point. Say a 1970's van, cadillac or something along those lines.
 

Pliablemoose

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Originally posted by: Gillbot
Originally posted by: desy
That p1ssed me off when I read that.
What the guy choses to drive is his buisness. Doesn't matter what kind of car you drive its bad for the environment compaired to driving NOTHING. Bloody hypocrits.
How many people have clothes lines strung up in their back yards? Solar panles on the roof, buy all their food from within a 100 mile radius, car pool?
Love the casting of stones of those without sin.
A Hummer is it is, an excess but more so than a large Lexus Hybrid?

I would buy a more obnoxious and more polluting vehicle now to prove a point. Say a 1970's van, cadillac or something along those lines.

LOL, I know, have you noticed how you can actually smell a 70's era car when you're behind them in traffic? Even one in a good state of tune...

 

thirdeye

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Originally posted by: Gillbot
Originally posted by: desy
That p1ssed me off when I read that.
What the guy choses to drive is his buisness. Doesn't matter what kind of car you drive its bad for the environment compaired to driving NOTHING. Bloody hypocrits.
How many people have clothes lines strung up in their back yards? Solar panles on the roof, buy all their food from within a 100 mile radius, car pool?
Love the casting of stones of those without sin.
A Hummer is it is, an excess but more so than a large Lexus Hybrid?

I would buy a more obnoxious and more polluting vehicle now to prove a point. Say a 1970's van, cadillac or something along those lines.

Sadly they probably wouldn't do anything to that vehicle because it's not a trendy vehicle to hate.
 

Demon-Xanth

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They're only "pro-environment" because that's what's cool. I have no problem with people wanting to save the environment. It's a good cause. But eco-freaks like the ones that firebombed a Hummer dealership should go to Gitmo. Even the head of Greenpeace called alot of the groups actions to be too far because thier anti-logging stances were so strict that people were using non-renewable resources instead of wood, which was worse off in the big picture. And if Greenpeace says you're going too far, that's bad.
 

PingSpike

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I agree, its time to buy a 70s era boat with a huge oil leak. Leave the totalled hummer hulk out on his lawn.
 

AdamK47

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I think the crime has less to do with helping the environment and more to do with damaging his ego.
 

Gillbot

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
They're only "pro-environment" because that's what's cool. I have no problem with people wanting to save the environment. It's a good cause. But eco-freaks like the ones that firebombed a Hummer dealership should go to Gitmo. Even the head of Greenpeace called alot of the groups actions to be too far because thier anti-logging stances were so strict that people were using non-renewable resources instead of wood, which was worse off in the big picture. And if Greenpeace says you're going too far, that's bad.

Like setting a dealership on fire is GOOD for the environment! :confused:
 
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Originally posted by: R Nilla
It lasted five days on the street before two masked men took a bat to every window, a knife to each 38-inch tire and scratched into the body: "FOR THE ENVIRON."

:laugh:

Yeah I imagine the word "ENVIRON" towards the edge of the car with the letters getting smaller and smaller as they realize they won't have room for the whole word. Stupid hippies.
 
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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
good
Why is it good? By defacing his car, now more damage to the environment will ensue. The tires will need to be replaced and the vehicle repainted which causes more pollutants.

Let those "Environ Fags" try that shit in Texas and they'll suffer from another environmental issue they care so much about, lead poisoning.