From the people that brought you "That's MR Crowley to you, Arsehole! ", "Instant Absolution Online", "Potato Powered Webserver ", Extreme Cocoa", "and Project E.U.N.U.C.H. " comes (drum roll please 
) Human Virus Scanner!
My results:
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
TotL
Go read Brunching
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Politics (90%)
Stop caring!
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
) Human Virus Scanner!My results:
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
TotL
Go read Brunching
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Politics (90%)
Stop caring!
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
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