Human exhibit at London Zoo

[dds14u]

"I'm funky like a monkey and as cool as a cat, talk more than a parrot, up all night like a bat," it went.

"I got a laugh like a hyena but get the hump like a camel, so cover me in fig leaves as I'm the ultimate mammal."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050825/od...0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

 

[leftyman]

those wild madcap british

 

[Howard]

Do visitors get to watch them have sex?

 

[hypn0tik]

Can they be arrested for 'mating' in public? Can I be arrested for distributing video of the said 'mating' process?

 

[habib89]

i wonder if we threw food at them, would they throw sh!t back at us?

 

[Kadarin]

eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves to cover their modesty.

Bad journalism 4tw.

And forget sex, I want to see them fling feces..

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves to cover their modesty.

Bad journalism 4tw.

And forget sex, I want to see them fling feces..

LOL

 

[dds14u]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves to cover their modesty.

Bad journalism 4tw.

And forget sex, I want to see them fling feces..

LOL

They wouldn't sh!t in public...WOULD THEY?!

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: Howard
Do visitors get to watch them have sex?

:laugh:

 

[everman]

"We have set up this exhibit to highlight the spread of man as a plague species

ok...

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

I hear "look, it's the human exhibit" everytime I'm inside an animal exhibit doing something (not sexual) in one.

I'm so sick of hearing it from people that think they're witty that I'm irritated there's actually something like it.

 

[arcas]

Don't feed the bare...people.

erm.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I hear "look, it's the human exhibit" everytime I'm inside an animal exhibit doing something (not sexual) in one.

I'm so sick of hearing it from people that think they're witty that I'm irritated there's actually something like it.

You work at a zoo?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I hear "look, it's the human exhibit" everytime I'm inside an animal exhibit doing something (not sexual) in one.

I'm so sick of hearing it from people that think they're witty that I'm irritated there's actually something like it.

You work at a zoo?

no...he's in prison

 

[shilala]

You were the apple of the public?s eye as you cut the ribbon at the local mall
A mirage for both you and us. how can it be real?
We love your body in that photograph, your home state sure must be proud
The queen of the united states, or have you lost your crown

Well aren?t you miss america
Don?t you miss america
Won?t you miss america
Our love

Well are you really who we think you are
Or does your smile seem to wear you down
Is the girl who you once were screaming to jump out?
And the dream that you must live - a disease for which there is no cure
This roller coaster ride you?re on won?t stop to let you off

Well aren?t you miss america
Don?t you miss america
Won?t you miss america
Our love

Miss america, miss america
Miss america, miss america

Well it?s true just take a look - the cover sometimes makes the book
And the judges, do they ever ask to read between your lines
In your cage at the human zoo, they all stop to look at you
Next year, what will you do when you have been forgotten

Well aren?t you miss america
Don?t you miss america
Won?t you miss america
Our love

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I hear "look, it's the human exhibit" everytime I'm inside an animal exhibit doing something (not sexual) in one.

I'm so sick of hearing it from people that think they're witty that I'm irritated there's actually something like it.

You work at a zoo?

Just for the summer

 

[dug777]

What is ATOT's infatuation with the feces flinging?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: dug777
What is ATOT's infatuation with the feces flinging?

To truly understand this, you must become one with the feces flinging. You must become the target.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: arcas
Don't feed the bare...people.

erm.

Perhaps they would appreciate some pure protein?

 

[klah]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves to cover their modesty.

Bad journalism 4tw.

It's lies. The chicks have bathing suits on under the fig leaves