- Jul 18, 2004
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So Americans have this stigma of being rather stupid by the rest of the world... Europeans mainly it seems. I was relieved to find an English woman at work who was astoundingly thick. This is a conversation I had today:
Her: <thick English accent> "Hey Brandon, how many millimeters are in a meter?"
Me: (pausing to detect sarcasm) "Uh... a thousand?"
I then feel like I came off as kind of a jerk, as my response had a very "DUH" tone to it, so I tried to lighten it up.
Me again: "Yeah, that sounds right. I'm pretty sure there's 10 millimeters in a centimeter and there's 100 of those, so a thousand seems right."
Her: "Huh, for some reason that doesn't sound right. Are you sure?"
Me: "Yeah I'm pretty sure, you can even check google."
Her: *type type type* "I guess you're right"
My initial answer took a while because I was shocked that somebody who grew up with the metric system (she's older, upper 40s) still didn't get it.
So there you go. If you meet somebody who doesn't know how many inches are in a foot, feet in a yard/mile/etc and get the feeling the whole country is retarded... rest assured there are people in other countries just as retarded in their own way.
Her: <thick English accent> "Hey Brandon, how many millimeters are in a meter?"
Me: (pausing to detect sarcasm) "Uh... a thousand?"
I then feel like I came off as kind of a jerk, as my response had a very "DUH" tone to it, so I tried to lighten it up.
Me again: "Yeah, that sounds right. I'm pretty sure there's 10 millimeters in a centimeter and there's 100 of those, so a thousand seems right."
Her: "Huh, for some reason that doesn't sound right. Are you sure?"
Me: "Yeah I'm pretty sure, you can even check google."
Her: *type type type* "I guess you're right"
My initial answer took a while because I was shocked that somebody who grew up with the metric system (she's older, upper 40s) still didn't get it.
So there you go. If you meet somebody who doesn't know how many inches are in a foot, feet in a yard/mile/etc and get the feeling the whole country is retarded... rest assured there are people in other countries just as retarded in their own way.

