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Hugh Hefner Wants Britney as A Playmate (and a girlfriend)

I've said it before and I'll say it again... the issue of Playboy that features Britney Spears will be the largest selling issure ever sold (at least currently). So many people will buy multiple copies: 1 for the collectors value and the other for their own personal wanking value.

I know I'll buy a few copies, and many of the people I know will also.
 
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
I've said it before and I'll say it again... the issue of Playboy that features Britney Spears will be the largest selling issure ever sold (at least currently). So many people will buy multiple copies: 1 for the collectors value and the other for their own personal wanking value.

I know I'll buy a few copies, and many of the people I know will also.
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I'd do very bad things to Britney Spears if I had the chance. That's what the ho gets for divorcing me. I married her at the courthouse first!
 
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
I've said it before and I'll say it again... the issue of Playboy that features Britney Spears will be the largest selling issure ever sold (at least currently). So many people will buy multiple copies: 1 for the collectors value and the other for their own personal wanking value.

I know I'll buy a few copies, and many of the people I know will also.
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I'd do very bad things to Britney Spears if I had the chance. That's what the ho gets for divorcing me. I married her at the courthouse first!
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Your lucky, she didnt even divorce me after we got married :| she knows ill take her for everythings shes worth mwahaha :evil:
 
If Spears posed I would buy multiple copies of the issue. Then hit the local Junior High School and sell at $15 a pop. That's like 3 times price, I could make a nice little profit. Hell I may just have to buy out multiple stores and hit multiple Junior High Schools.
 
Given how much money she has it's not like she could easily be bought for such a thing. But, having been married it shows she'll do anything. A couple of beer and she'll be in Ass Whores Return
 
is it really? earning an estimated $39.2 million during the past 12 months http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/06/20/entertainment/main512963.shtml mostly from endorsements and stuff.

heff only offers small amounts compared to that. couple thousand, maybe a hundred thousand for a star? brits burn rate would have to be mike tyson level to end up in playboy before she droops. heff can talk, because he knows thats all he can do. almost zero change of him seeing her boobies in his mag for money in his lifetime.
 
Originally posted by: AMCRambler
He's a dirty old man! You gotta love 'im!
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You wouldn't say that if it was your own daughter..


He's old enough to be her great grandfather.
 
She's always said she wouldn't pose. Its been offered to her before. It think it was $1 million dollar offer. Wonder how long it will be before she changes her mind???????????
 
Originally posted by: FettsBabe
She's always said she wouldn't pose. Its been offered to her before. It think it was $1 million dollar offer. Wonder how long it will be before she changes her mind???????????
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I hope it's soon. 😛
 
She won't do it for money.

If she does, it'll be for fame/attention, and a record of her "beauty" for when she's 50.
 
Originally posted by: murphy55d
Originally posted by: FettsBabe
She's always said she wouldn't pose. Its been offered to her before. It think it was $1 million dollar offer. Wonder how long it will be before she changes her mind???????????
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I hope it's soon. 😛
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Will probably be like Darryl Hannah...wait until they start sagging, go through a midlife crisis, pose naked to feel good about yourself.

I'll give Britney < 3 years before she bares all. Her 15 minutes is running out and her talent is virtually non-existent
 
I would seriously doubt you will see a Britney pose within 15 years. Her 15 minutes may be running out, however
people still buy her music. And while that happens she isn't going to pose. And she can still make money
through endorsement deals. However I would not be surprised to see a topless Britney in a movie in a Halle Berry
Swordfish style scene. Because we all know she wants to do movies, and after Crossroads, rolls will be limited.
 
Originally posted by: fastz28
She won't do it for money.

If she does, it'll be for fame/attention, and a record of her "beauty" for when she's 50.
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Exactly... thats why I could see her doing it after the attention she's getting from this whole wedding thing blows over... she'll need a new gimmick. And because Hef is God and can make these things happen somehow.
 
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