Huge dork auctions himself as prom date on ebay

[Nebor]

Q: If I win, will I be required to have sex with you. Will a kiss at the end of the date suffice. Thanks, Kimberly
A: NO you are there is no sex and i have no idea if a kiss will happen. what ever happens after prom has nothing to do with this auction i am not a prostitute!thanx, keep bidding

 

[Nebor]

Q: Would you go on a date with 4 older, cultured, well-behaved, somewhat nice-looking women? We live in New Orleans.
A: what's your ages? if this ends and you are not the winner maybe we can work somthing out.

 

[Nebor]

Q: HEY NATHAN, ITS KELLY FROM THE HOME DEPOT. I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU GOOD JOB AND I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD TAKE OFF LIKE CRAZY ONCE YOU WERE ON TV IF YOU BECOME SOME BIG CELEBIRTY ILL BE YOUR MANAGER OR PERSONAL SECRATARY. THAT WOULD BE COOL TO SEE YOU ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. GOOD LUCK! KELLY kellys1137@aol.com
A: lol maybe who knows...

 

[Nebor]

Q: hi. i have a few additional questions for you. do you smoke? do you have an athletic build? would you be still be willing to date a girl if she had a disfiguring incident on a family farm? are you currently in a long term relationship? thanks!
A: i do not smoke, or drink, i am skinny but sorta muscular no fat at all. doesn't matter what happened to you . highest bidder wins. thanx

The tractor story? :Q

 

[Nebor]

Q: if you were really smart you would list tons of other items....clean out your closet and garage....look at all of the hits you have had on this listing (11,000+), these are all potential bidders. take it from me (platinum powerseller), getting people to even look at your auctions is more than half of the battle. you should be selling your junk, making some $$$ !!!!!!!!
A: lol maybe after the auction ends?? keep in touch. thanks bye

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Q: If I win, will I be required to have sex with you. Will a kiss at the end of the date suffice. Thanks, Kimberly
A: NO you are there is no sex and i have no idea if a kiss will happen. what ever happens after prom has nothing to do with this auction i am not a prostitute!thanx, keep bidding

damn you!! i was about to post this!!! HAHAHAHA

 

[blakeatwork]

Saldy,

I know the person auctioning this...

 

[FlyLice]

smart kid. Hope he gets laid.

 

[Paulson]

Willmar Minnesota eh?

That's 30 miles from my hometown haha...

What a loser!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I hope a gang of militant lesbian bikers buys his scrawny ass and uses him as a vomit target in their post-prom party.