Huge dork auctions himself as prom date on ebay

[DealMonkey]

Desperate chicks check here

It was on the news and stuff. Maybe you saw it?

 

[BaboonGuy]

Sort of OT: does anyone know any good free auction snipers?

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Whiskey

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Sort of OT: does anyone know any good free auction snipers?

there's progs for those things???...


EDIT: i suppose u can create a macro to go off at a certain time...maybe...

 

[ed21x]

Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Sort of OT: does anyone know any good free auction snipers?

www.auctionstealer.com

 

[Nebor]

Oooh, financing is available through ebay!

 

[gabemcg]

what if a dude wins the auction?

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Sort of OT: does anyone know any good free auction snipers?

Hey, it's not OT if you're gonna use it for this auction!

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: gabemcg
what if a dude wins the auction?

Well, that would violate the terms of the auction. So the auction would be null.

What if a shemale won the auction? That would be FAR more interesting, especially when the guy thought he was gonna get lucky.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: gabemcg
what if a dude wins the auction?

...a good story will come of it, we' all laugh, we'll all cry, and his wounds will heal...:thumbsup:

 

[ActuaryTm]

You will be escorted to your prom in a luxurious Ford pickup. Nathan has taken the liberty of decorating said vehicle already.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: gabemcg
what if a dude wins the auction?

...a good story will come of it, we' all laugh, we'll all cry, and his wounds will heal...:thumbsup:

Stitches down there can take a long time to heal. :Q

 

[dataxpress]

Wow, I have a future on eBay!

hmm....

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
You will be escorted to your prom in a luxurious Ford pickup. Nathan has taken the liberty of decorating said vehicle already.

We've already been informed that it's a 1993 Mazda. "Because girls like guys with a good car."

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: gabemcg
what if a dude wins the auction?

...a good story will come of it, we' all laugh, we'll all cry, and his wounds will heal...:thumbsup:

Stitches down there can take a long time to heal. :Q

*Someone in the balcony section yells out "TEARING>..WOOHOO.. YOU GETTING OWNED BITCH! AHAHAHA"*


*People in the front row turn around in their seats in discuss*

*dude in balcony section is high-fiving his friends*

*school nurse sheds a tear from the orchestra pit*

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Or a grandma.

He's just asking to get owned.

 

[Hav0k99]

Originally posted by: ed21x

Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Sort of OT: does anyone know any good free auction snipers?

www.auctionstealer.com

Is Auctionstealer.com legit?

 

[PhlashFoto]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
You will be escorted to your prom in a luxurious Ford pickup. Nathan has taken the liberty of decorating said vehicle already.

We've already been informed that it's a 1993 Mazda. "Because girls like guys with a good car."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not only is he a dork... hes a LOSER!!!!


:laugh:

 

[neonerd]

:laugh:

 

[Koing]

Interesting.

Well if he can make money this way he can go for it I say. If people want to pay for a date LET THEM PAY!

It will be interesting to see what he ends up getting.

Koing

 

[lavagirl669]

I'll buy that for a dollar

 

[PhlashFoto]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
I'll buy that for a dollar

Ahh Robocop!!

 

[edro]

He keeps talking about how his auction is on the news and it is getting coverage all over the US. Dude... come on. You know You are the one who called the local news about it. You are just a douche who is trying to get his 1min. of glory.

I hope someone with 0 feedback wins the bid and doesn't respond.

 

[cerebusPu]

i saw this on the news yesterday. they showed a clip of him dancing and the newscasters were laughing at him and calling him a loser.

 

[DealMonkey]

Yeah, I saw the clip of him dancing on the news, yet it's not linked from his auction! Dammit, did he take it down or something?? That was like the best (read: Dorkiest) part!