Hudson river ditching conspiracy theories

[jonks]

So after the plane landed in the river, like this blogger I was expecting tons of conspiracy theories but apparently since no one died, it's not worth the serious conspiracy theorists' time.

http://www.layscience.net/node/472

But do check out the comments section and you'll see the 9/11 Truthers are all pissed off that the blogger is comparing their lunacy to other lunacy. Despite every point they raise being debunked one way or another, apparently their lunacy is much more rational.

 

[ggnl]

So you're saying that Bush brought down flight 1549?

(Site is blocked at work so I can't post constructively)

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: ggnl
So you're saying that Bush brought down flight 1549?

(Site is blocked at work so I can't post constructively)

No, Karl Rove used his weather machine (same one he used to cause Hurricane Katrina) to alter the migration patterns of geese, causing them to be in NY at the time flight 1549 was taking off.

 

[CptCrunch]

Originally posted by: ggnl
So you're saying that Bush brought down flight 1549?

(Site is blocked at work so I can't post constructively)

yeah, i've read reports from bloggers saying he was on the ferry and shot it down with a bazooka

 

[Farang]

Anyone hear the tapes released today? Pilot is a badass

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: ggnl
So you're saying that Bush brought down flight 1549?

(Site is blocked at work so I can't post constructively)

No, Karl Rove used his weather machine (same one he used to cause Hurricane Katrina) to alter the migration patterns of geese, causing them to be in NY at the time flight 1549 was taking off.

I heard that after they pulled the engines out of the river they found schools of fish clogging them up, so the leading theory is now that it was flying fish that brought the plane down.
The government is looking to new ways to kill off the fish so to protect us from their evil plots.

 

[MotF Bane]

Tinfoil hats, engage!

 

[dakels]

Originally posted by: Farang
Anyone hear the tapes released today? Pilot is a badass

Link? I want to hear that.

I was driving to a park in my town (Jersey City) this past saturday. Traffic came to a halt for some reason. I am trying to see what the problem is then all of a sudden I see the US Airways flight 1549 Airbus A320 coming down the road on a giant wide load trailor. It was just about the strangest thing I ever seen. The plane looks pretty tiny at the airport compared to giant 747's and stuff but in a small street next to 4 story brownstones, this wingless jet looked HUGE! I wish I had a camera because it was a very interesting, amusing thing to see.

I don't know where it was going but they stripped the wings off and rear tail was also off. Overall the plane looked in decent shape close up. Very little noticeable damage in the fuselage. It looked very much like a plane they took apart, not one that crash landed. Was pretty cool.

Edit: Oh... I found an article about it with pictures.
http://www.usatoday.com/travel...=blog&ak=62246660.blog

crappy phone video
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-205259

 

[Deviant Grasshopper]

Originally posted by: Farang
Anyone hear the tapes released today? Pilot is a badass

link? transcript?

 

[dakels]

Found it on CNN. Sully is cool as hell! Can you imagine being that calm while everything on your plane is failing as you are about to ditch a plane with 155 on board?

 

[meltdown75]

hey thanks for reminding me, i want to check out that game where you have to try to land the plane in the river.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: dakels
crappy phone video
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-205259

a 'plain' eh?

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: Farang
Anyone hear the tapes released today? Pilot is a badass

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2274452&enterthread=y

already posted and discussed. Its not just the pilot but the ATC too who's beyond cool as a cucumber.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: ggnl
So you're saying that Bush brought down flight 1549?

(Site is blocked at work so I can't post constructively)

No, Karl Rove used his weather machine (same one he used to cause Hurricane Katrina) to alter the migration patterns of geese, causing them to be in NY at the time flight 1549 was taking off.

:laugh:

 

[StageLeft]

I have proof it was caused by government interference. I cannot share that with you beyond this. Trust me.

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
I have proof it was caused by government interference. I cannot share that with you beyond this. Trust me.

Needs moar ominous background music.

 

[randay]

The truth is out there. I want to believe.

 

[OCGuy]

Bu$h brought down da towerzszzz!!!!1111

 

[darkxshade]

The plane went down because those birds were using their cell phones during flight. :disgust:

 

[dakels]

Originally posted by: jonks

Originally posted by: dakels
crappy phone video
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-205259

a 'plain' eh?

It's an "ireporter". What do you expect.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: ggnl
So you're saying that Bush brought down flight 1549?

(Site is blocked at work so I can't post constructively)

No, Karl Rove used his weather machine (same one he used to cause Hurricane Katrina) to alter the migration patterns of geese, causing them to be in NY at the time flight 1549 was taking off.

As preposterous as that sounds (re: Katrina), I wouldn't doubt for a second that Rove/Cheney operate and control a weather machine.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: ggnl
So you're saying that Bush brought down flight 1549?

(Site is blocked at work so I can't post constructively)

No, Karl Rove used his weather machine (same one he used to cause Hurricane Katrina) to alter the migration patterns of geese, causing them to be in NY at the time flight 1549 was taking off.

As preposterous as that sounds (re: Katrina), I wouldn't doubt for a second that Rove/Cheney operate and control a weather machine.

........

 

[Beev]

Meh, there isn't anything "sneaky" about the Hudson crash, whereas if you take 9/11 at it's face value, you're blind. Though the major conspiracy nuts saying Bush orchestrated it etc are just straight retarded.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Beev
Meh, there isn't anything "sneaky" about the Hudson crash, whereas if you take 9/11 at it's face value, you're blind. Though the major conspiracy nuts saying Bush orchestrated it etc are just straight retarded.

Oh, god. Here we go...