Huckabee to be Hucked away by White House?

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kage69

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She's become an even bigger joke than her dad, so time to find different mouthpiece with no integrity or ethics.
 

Commodus

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Ah, another chapter from 'Dreams From My Media' has been released.

Given that Trump's "best people" usually have a tenure measured in months, you probably ought to hold your tongue since you're more likely to be proven wrong than not.
 

fleshconsumed

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I'd be surprised if it happened. SHS lies without so much as blushing. When Spicer was peddling WH line, you could see he was struggling internally to reconcile WH lies and reality. Not so with SHS. She doesn't blush, she doesn't stumble, and she pushes back, she throws insults at reporters, just like Trump. She's the perfect Trump spokesperson. The only reason she'd get fired is because she's not pretty enough to Trump's likings. But then Trump would have to find someone who's just as "good" as SHS, but also pretty. Hey, maybe Tomi Lahren will get the job...
 

trenchfoot

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I'd be surprised if it happened. SHS lies without so much as blushing. When Spicer was peddling WH line, you could see he was struggling internally to reconcile WH lies and reality. Not so with SHS. She doesn't blush, she doesn't stumble, and she pushes back, she throws insults at reporters, just like Trump. She's the perfect Trump spokesperson. The only reason she'd get fired is because she's not pretty enough to Trump's likings. But then Trump would have to find someone who's just as "good" as SHS, but also pretty. Hey, maybe Tomi Lahren will get the job...

Would it be too forward of me to mumble under my breath that on the one hand, I form an opinion of someone based on their deeds and comport, but on the other hand the only way Sanders would look more attractive to me is if she wore one of those arrow through the head party gags instead of a tiara and a nice bright red rubber ball on her nose that squeaks when you squeeze it instead of reconstructive surgery? ;)
 

sportage

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Obviously, Putin holds the Trump pee video, and Trump holds all the pee videos of his staff. And, of the entire republican congress.
That's a lot of pee.... And explains a lot.
 

Thump553

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I don't see her being forced out. She hasn't upstaged His Donaldship and is doing exactly what she is supposed to do-BS the press and divert them as much as possible.
I'd be surprised if it happened. SHS lies without so much as blushing. When Spicer was peddling WH line, you could see he was struggling internally to reconcile WH lies and reality. Not so with SHS. She doesn't blush, she doesn't stumble, and she pushes back, she throws insults at reporters, just like Trump. She's the perfect Trump spokesperson. The only reason she'd get fired is because she's not pretty enough to Trump's likings. But then Trump would have to find someone who's just as "good" as SHS, but also pretty. Hey, maybe Tomi Lahren will get the job...

I agree. Plus she never upstages His Donaldship, which is the ultimate sin. Only Guiliani can do that and it will be tolerated only so long even with him.

She is the perfect press secretary for this White House. She'll do it until Satan calls her to her final resting place.
 

kage69

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Just watched her from the other day. My gut tells me she has reached a point where she's endured enough for a guy that worked with Russia and is going to be impeached. If she's any kind of honorable christian I would expect her to be carrying a mountain of remorse on her back as well. Bearing false witness something something? And then there is what this admin has done for students and women.

Being the daughter of a premier Huckster (pastor, (R) politician and FOX talking head) maybe she inherited the skill of knowing when to exit the stage.
 

Puffnstuff

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Any day now I expect to see that Jar Jar Binks has been installed as the WH press secretary.
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woolfe9998

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Ah, another chapter from 'Dreams From My Media' has been released.

Yeah, funny that, especially given that the media has accurately predicted these firings over and over again. I guess sometimes "dreams" do come true.
 

vi edit

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Today's briefing is rough. She looks like she just wants to chug a bottle of cheap whiskey and walk away. I don't know how a person could day after day get up and do this job daily.
 

brycejones

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Today's briefing is rough. She looks like she just wants to chug a bottle of cheap whiskey and walk away. I don't know how a person could day after day get up and do this job daily.

She is doing important work supporting the Lord's anointed representative on Earth: President Trump. Communicating Trump's message is the same as speaking for God.
 

MtnMan

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The fact that Trump hasn't criticized or attacked her for her looks and weight tells me he must like her a lot.
 

trenchfoot

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I gotta believe that she's already got a tell-all book ready for press most of which will be centered around "I'm just the messenger, don't shoot the messenger. I keep my faith separate from my job".

In this way she can both absolve and religiously redeem herself of the stench that Trump's underlings must drench themselves in the moment they get hired on. She will, in book form or not, play the role of being victimized by a system wholly beyond her control and that her service to the public will some day be appreciated for the "sacrifices" she's made in that regard.

Problem is that stench that Trump gives off gets permanently set in to all who sides with him and is impossible to get rid of, ever.
 

dainthomas

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They got a guy named Raj that comes out once in a while. Not that it matters really. They all come out and just say the same thing day in, day out about how they don't know, didn't talk to the president, blah blah blah. They should probably just stop the press briefing completely.

Or just put a laptop on the podium and the press can ask a Russian bot questions. You'd get the same answers and could put the savings into sending Dump on another golf vacation.
 

HomerJS

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I gotta believe that she's already got a tell-all book ready for press most of which will be centered around "I'm just the messenger, don't shoot the messenger. I keep my faith separate from my job".

In this way she can both absolve and religiously redeem herself of the stench that Trump's underlings must drench themselves in the moment they get hired on. She will, in book form or not, play the role of being victimized by a system wholly beyond her control and that her service to the public will some day be appreciated for the "sacrifices" she's made in that regard.

Problem is that stench that Trump gives off gets permanently set in to all who sides with him and is impossible to get rid of, ever.
I'm sure Joseph Goebbels use the same justification
 
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Hans Gruber

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You do realize he took his own life during WW2? He took his entire family with him.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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Today's briefing is rough. She looks like she just wants to chug a bottle of cheap whiskey and walk away. I don't know how a person could day after day get up and do this job daily.
I was wondering if this would be a day where I'd have more sympathy than not. Today was not a day of sympathy. She does seem to lie less, technically. "I refer you to outside counsel", "The President has made his position clear". She has adopted a parrot-like tactic and it's hard to accuse a parrot of lying when it merely repeats.
 

kage69

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You do realize he took his own life during WW2? He took his entire family with him.

You do realize Huckabee-Sanders doesn't have the Red Army bearing down on her with vengeance and rape on it's mind, right?

The context of the reference lies in his famous quote, a practice continually in use by the subject of this thread and the mentally ill traitor she works for. I hope you were this concerned when people were marching with tiki torches and Hitler salutes, not to mention attacking and killing other demonstrators.