SithSolo1
Diamond Member
Here is the talk I just had on AIM with a friend, I dunno much else. It has been edited to hide some offensive words and my be a lil hard to read. If you spot any words i may have missed, please let me know. Oh and try not to luagh. 😀
snagrl05: I need you to help me find just the drivers for an HP photosmart 1215
snagrl05: none of that help bull****
snagrl05: for a 2000 machine
calatorY: windows 200?
calatorY: 2000?
snagrl05: yea
calatorY: http://h20015.www2.hp.com/en/softwa...306en&prodId=hpphotosma22071&lc=en&sw_lang=en
snagrl05: I downloaded this, it bleeps up
snagrl05: it says it is not connected
calatorY: I dunno where else to find one
snagrl05: ok
snagrl05: it says it cannot detect the printer and the bastage is plugged in
calatorY: usb?
snagrl05: parallel
snagrl05: no more USB ports
calatorY: ghey
snagrl05: I think I am about to make it USB
snagrl05: I will just bring it to the frint
snagrl05: front
snagrl05: it has 2 there
calatorY: what is using the USB ports?
snagrl05: keyboard and mouse
calatorY: put those in the front, thats where they shold be
snagrl05: nah, not moving all that stuff around
calatorY: its 2 cords
snagrl05: yea, but they will go gay
calatorY: whatever
snagrl05: ok
......
snagrl05: I have the dialog box to add a printer
calatorY: yeah
snagrl05: and no where on the list does it say USB
snagrl05: what do I select
calatorY: what are the choices?
snagrl05: all it says is comm ports and LPT'3
snagrl05: 's
calatorY: and its plugged into the USB port?
snagrl05: yea
snagrl05: and I have the mouse plugged into one of the ones up front
snagrl05: and the printer in the other one
calatorY: How did this whole problem start anyway?
snagrl05: and it is seeing the mouse on startup and not the printer
snagrl05: charlie the dumb*** upgraded from ME to 2000
snagrl05: and did not update the printer driver
snagrl05: to a 2000
snagrl05: and it was printing slow as sh!t
calatorY: He should hace formated
calatorY: *have
snagrl05: b/c it was using an ME driver
snagrl05: yea
snagrl05: we know that, but he didn't do it
snagrl05: so what do I use
calatorY: switch the mouse and printer and see if the mouse still works
snagrl05: did that
calatorY: uhh...........lemme think. This happened to me once
snagrl05: yea 2000 blows a fatty
calatorY: No, 2000 isn't the problem
snagrl05: yea yea
snagrl05: help me here
snagrl05: I am dying
calatorY: hold on
snagrl05: ok
snagrl05: and I put the old CD in and it says there are not any 2000 drivers on it
snagrl05: I was gonna use the NT ones
calatorY: they might work but i doubt it
snagrl05: it wouldn't even let me install em
snagrl05: thinks it is smarter than me
calatorY: see thats the problem with Hp, thinks its smarter than us. Where is our tv remote
snagrl05: in the papazan maybe
calatorY: they found it
snagrl05: ok
snagrl05: dave bring me a sandwich?
calatorY: no, he brought you half a cookie
snagrl05: bad @$$
snagrl05: tell him thanks
calatorY: I had the other half
snagrl05: now help me with this bleepin printer
snagrl05: @$$
calatorY: Unplug all the cords, lift with both hands, and proceed to drop kick it out the window
snagrl05: haha
snagrl05: thanks bud
calatorY: seriously I dunno how to fix it. I can ask around but it may be a while b4 I get a response
snagrl05: ok go ahead
snagrl05: I am downloading the drivers again
calatorY: did you get all 3?
snagrl05: yea
calatorY: k
snagrl05: the last 2 are help ones
snagrl05: not really needed
calatorY: ghey
snagrl05: it is almost dropkick time
calatorY: Negative! Its past dropkick time.
snagrl05: I need you to help me find just the drivers for an HP photosmart 1215
snagrl05: none of that help bull****
snagrl05: for a 2000 machine
calatorY: windows 200?
calatorY: 2000?
snagrl05: yea
calatorY: http://h20015.www2.hp.com/en/softwa...306en&prodId=hpphotosma22071&lc=en&sw_lang=en
snagrl05: I downloaded this, it bleeps up
snagrl05: it says it is not connected
calatorY: I dunno where else to find one
snagrl05: ok
snagrl05: it says it cannot detect the printer and the bastage is plugged in
calatorY: usb?
snagrl05: parallel
snagrl05: no more USB ports
calatorY: ghey
snagrl05: I think I am about to make it USB
snagrl05: I will just bring it to the frint
snagrl05: front
snagrl05: it has 2 there
calatorY: what is using the USB ports?
snagrl05: keyboard and mouse
calatorY: put those in the front, thats where they shold be
snagrl05: nah, not moving all that stuff around
calatorY: its 2 cords
snagrl05: yea, but they will go gay
calatorY: whatever
snagrl05: ok
......
snagrl05: I have the dialog box to add a printer
calatorY: yeah
snagrl05: and no where on the list does it say USB
snagrl05: what do I select
calatorY: what are the choices?
snagrl05: all it says is comm ports and LPT'3
snagrl05: 's
calatorY: and its plugged into the USB port?
snagrl05: yea
snagrl05: and I have the mouse plugged into one of the ones up front
snagrl05: and the printer in the other one
calatorY: How did this whole problem start anyway?
snagrl05: and it is seeing the mouse on startup and not the printer
snagrl05: charlie the dumb*** upgraded from ME to 2000
snagrl05: and did not update the printer driver
snagrl05: to a 2000
snagrl05: and it was printing slow as sh!t
calatorY: He should hace formated
calatorY: *have
snagrl05: b/c it was using an ME driver
snagrl05: yea
snagrl05: we know that, but he didn't do it
snagrl05: so what do I use
calatorY: switch the mouse and printer and see if the mouse still works
snagrl05: did that
calatorY: uhh...........lemme think. This happened to me once
snagrl05: yea 2000 blows a fatty
calatorY: No, 2000 isn't the problem
snagrl05: yea yea
snagrl05: help me here
snagrl05: I am dying
calatorY: hold on
snagrl05: ok
snagrl05: and I put the old CD in and it says there are not any 2000 drivers on it
snagrl05: I was gonna use the NT ones
calatorY: they might work but i doubt it
snagrl05: it wouldn't even let me install em
snagrl05: thinks it is smarter than me
calatorY: see thats the problem with Hp, thinks its smarter than us. Where is our tv remote
snagrl05: in the papazan maybe
calatorY: they found it
snagrl05: ok
snagrl05: dave bring me a sandwich?
calatorY: no, he brought you half a cookie
snagrl05: bad @$$
snagrl05: tell him thanks
calatorY: I had the other half
snagrl05: now help me with this bleepin printer
snagrl05: @$$
calatorY: Unplug all the cords, lift with both hands, and proceed to drop kick it out the window
snagrl05: haha
snagrl05: thanks bud
calatorY: seriously I dunno how to fix it. I can ask around but it may be a while b4 I get a response
snagrl05: ok go ahead
snagrl05: I am downloading the drivers again
calatorY: did you get all 3?
snagrl05: yea
calatorY: k
snagrl05: the last 2 are help ones
snagrl05: not really needed
calatorY: ghey
snagrl05: it is almost dropkick time
calatorY: Negative! Its past dropkick time.
