How's the radio work?

[Goth]

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,complaining
that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!"
he said..."Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd
say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she
swerved in time to avoid them.

"***HOLES!" she yelled.......

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks...

 

[neutralizer]

:beer: 😀

 

[FoBoT]

the libs here won't like that one

 

[Kipper]

:thumbsdown: for the underlying message

but a :thumbsup: for the joke.

 

[Kalvin00]

:laugh:

 

[AbsoluteParadigm]

Originally posted by: MadCowDisease
:thumbsdown: for the underlying message

but a :thumbsup: for the joke.

I second this.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
the libs here won't like that one

Aye.

 

[Goth]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: FoBoT
the libs here won't like that one

Aye.

Sorry, my source recently has only been sending anti-liberal jokes. I guess I know his political affiliation.

 

[nakedfrog]

Just tailor it so instead it switches to Ashcroft giving a speech 🙂