How you get babies!! (Another Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

One afternoon a little girl returned from school and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from.

Amused, her mother replied "Really, sweetie. Why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes and the Daddy's thingy sort of stands up and then Mommy puts it in her mouth and then it sort of explodes and that's how you get babies".

Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... that's how you get jewelry."

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
One afternoon a little girl returned from school and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from.

Amused, her mother replied "Really, sweetie. Why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes and the Daddy's thingy sort of stands up and then Mommy puts it in her mouth and then it sort of explodes and that's how you get babies".

Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies... that's how you get jewelry."

 

[rpc64]

Wahahaha! Oh man, where do you get these?

 

[ElFenix]

i guess she was talking about a pearl necklace...

 

[Supermercado]

ROFL. One of your finer efforts.

 

[Stallion]

nice one. Guess I'll go home and ask the wife if she wants some new ear rings.

 

[Lithium381]

:Q

 

[yakko]

A teenager runs into the house and asks her mother "Is it true what Mandy just told me? Babies come out the same place that boy's thingies go in?"

"Yes," replied her mother pleased that the embarassing subject had finally come up and she didn't have to explain.

"Oh God! When I have a baby then, will it knock my teeth out?"

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: yakko
A teenager runs into the house and asks her mother "Is it true what Mandy just told me? Babies come out the same place that boy's thingies go in?"

"Yes," replied her mother pleased that the embarassing subject had finally come up and she didn't have to explain.

"Oh God! When I have a baby then, will it knock my teeth out?"

hahahaha

 

[Whitecloak]

brutuskend, your joke was good but yakko's was better

 

[Brutuskend]

Up-staged in my own thread!!

 

[Ika]

:thumbsup;

 

[Crono]

I thought he was back for a second...

 

[MikeMike]

I thought he was back for a second...

me2

 

[Ika]

me2

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