How you can tell the difference between a Bush supporter and a Gore supporter in "on the street" interviews

[Bryan]

A Bush supporter says things like:

"They are violating the Constitution"
"The change the rules halfway through the game"
"They are brainwashing the elderly into thinking they misvoted"
...and many, many other things.

Now, can you guess what the Gore supporters say over and over and over...

"Duh... We just want a(nother) fair and accurate recount. The will of the people must be heard..."

That's it. That's all I ever hear them say! If that's the best they can come up with, it really makes me wonder why this election wasn't over on the Eighth at ~3 AM

 

[PistachioByAzul]

"Duh... We just want a(nother) fair and accurate recount. The will of the people must be heard..."

That's what the TV told them, and the TV is always right!

 

[Isla]

Well, what did you expect, boys?

Didn't you know that all people who voted for Gore are stupid? Feel free to add to the list, I'm used to it by now!

 

[veryape]

And all Bush supporters voted for a moron,how ironic. Gores argument has stayed the same and Bush tries to stop a fair count at every oportunity,using any spin possible. You Bush supporters can't be to smart because you shouldn't vote for a candidate just because of the party he is affiliated with. You vote on what is called a P L A T F O R M,which Bush copied from Gore and changed around slightly. If an ameba won the republican primary you fools would have voted for it solely on the picture next to them,donkey or elephant. Thats probably how you chose your candidate,by pictures of animals.

 

[PistachioByAzul]

And all Bush supporters voted for a moron,how ironic.


See my first post above.

 

[JellyBaby]

<< Red thinks to himself &quot;Job well done&quot; and goes off into the sunset >>

Red,

Talking to yourself in the third-person? I think you've finally popped that last neural pathway, guy.

 

[PCAddict]

The people I've seen interviewed on the local news regarding this whole election fiasco seem to paint a different picture. The whiners and complainers are the Gore supporters. The people who want to see things done fairly and have the issue resolved in a timely manner are generally the Bush supporters.

 

[TimberWolf]

Bush was a pilot in the Texas Air National Guard. He flew the F-102, an aircraft specifically designed to intercept Soviet bombers. He received a bachelor?s degree from Yale University and an MBA from Harvard Business School.

Gore &quot;flew&quot; a typewriter during his Viet Nam service, and quite likely enjoyed all the protection the U.S. Army could muster for the son of an anti-war Senator. He barely achieved passing grades when he finally attained a college degree.

As far as I know, nobody wastes the time or money to train &quot;incompetant morons&quot; to fly supersonic jets; But there's no shortage of incompetant morons with access to a keyboard.

 

[JenniZ]

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Bush Supporter &quot;Awaaaahh!!! Awaaahh!!!Awaaah!!!&quot;

Gore Supporter &quot;Man I really don't like Gore but Bush is such a incompetent Dumb Ass&quot;

Clear thinking individual known as Red Dawn &quot;Hey guys, I think I see an uncounted ballott over there on the other side the freeway&quot;

Both the Gore and Bush Supporters haul ass across the freeway to get it but alas, they were both run over by a Cement Mixer driven by Pat Buchanan and crushed to death.

Red thinks to himself &quot;Job well done&quot; and goes off into the sunset is search of more Whiners and Cheats.. or as they are known at Anandtech, Democrats and Republicans!
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Just too damn FUNNY! Absolutely classic

 

[JenniZ]

One more time since the other thread got locked

Red Dawn For President!

 

[TimberWolf]

JenniZ:

LMAO ! !

The only thing that scares the hell out of me is that Red Dawn looks exactly like my (ugly) twin brother!

Red Dawn:


<< Yeah and they all seem to work for Fox or are named Matt Drudge. >>


Actually, a few of them seem to show up here from time to time . . . :disgust:

 

[TimberWolf]

I keep forgetting to scan in a mug shot for the AnandTech Rogue's Gallery - after you see it, you might be saying &quot;OUR poor mother&quot; . . .

 

[Format C:]

<< Clear thinking individual known as Red Dawn &quot;Hey guys, I think I see an uncounted ballott over there on the other side the freeway&quot;

Both the Gore and Bush Supporters haul ass across the freeway to get it but alas, they were both run over by a Cement Mixer driven by Pat Buchanan and crushed to death. >>



ROFLMBO! Politics and personal arguments aside, credit has to be given where credit is due and THAT is about the funniest damned thing I've read in ages.

 

[Bryan]

<< The only thing that scares the hell out of me is that Red Dawn looks exactly like my (ugly) twin brother! >>



Willie Nelson is your twin brother?!

 

[ManSnake]

The only thing that scares the hell out of me is that Red Dawn looks exactly like my (ugly) twin brother!

LOL, u must be extremely ugly too then!!

 

[cxim]

the Gorinsky usually has his hand in your pocket before the interview is over.

 

[squirrel dog]

Well spoken,Twolf.

 

[DanC]

<< it really makes me wonder why this election wasn't over on the Eighth at ~3 AM >>


Bryan... It WAS.

 

[ride525]

<< &quot;Hey guys, I think I see an uncounted ballott over there on the other side the freeway&quot;

Both the Gore and Bush Supporters haul ass across the freeway to get it but alas, they were both run over by a Cement Mixer driven by Pat Buchanan and crushed to death. >>



Funny Red, but wrong.....Bush doesn't want to count the uncounted ballots. He wants to declare the election after just counting the ballots that the machines could read.

Wait...what's this.....a news flash..... BUSH DOES WANT A RECOUNT.....but of just the military ballots.......

 

[ride525]

<< it really makes me wonder why this election wasn't over on the Eighth at ~3 AM

Bryan... It WAS. >>



Sorry to disappoint...but it wasn't over then. There still was a STATE-MANDATED machine recount. Florida law required it to be done.

And there were four counties that asked to do a legal manual recount to try and get as many votes counted as possible. Bush and his State Co-Chair (aka Florida's Secretary of State) have done everything they can to try and stop the manual recounts. Including suing in FEDERAL court right away. Including suing in State court. Including declaring them not legal except in special circumstances.

 

[Donuts]

Can't believe this guy wants to be known as the dimple president for the next four years. That's really the only way he can win now. The pursuit of dimples speaks volumes about what a lame sob he really is.

 

[ride525]

A vote is a vote...

 

[DanC]

And... a horse is a horse of course, of course unless of course the horse invented the internet. Then he looks alot like the southbound end of a northbound horse.

Get over it. Bore lost.

 

[ride525]

<< Get over it. Bore lost. >>



You sound like your buddy Russ.

Too bad all the votes couldn't be counted in Florida....Then we could find out who the voters REALLY wanted. (Could be Bush, could be Gore)

 

[DanC]

The votes HAVE been counted. Repeatedly.
Russ sounds like me. Bore Lost when he was hatched. Get over it already.