How you can tell a real man from a pansy.

[Moonbeam]

Real men don't have the kinds of emotional doubts that would compell them to click on a thread that purports to offer an answer.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Real men don't go by the name Moonbeam, unless their parents have a Grateful Dead sticker on their Lexus...

 

[ThePresence]

Moonbeam must be bored.
Yet another experiment of his. An excercise in intellectual nothingness.

 

[ElFenix]

real men would post a funny joke rather than attacking innocent forum members.

 

[Geekbabe]

ROTFLMAO !!! cute Moonie,real cute

 

[RaySun2Be]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Real men don't have the kinds of emotional doubts that would compell them to click on a thread that purports to offer an answer.

nah, Real men click on the link, secure in who they are, and hoping for a funny joke. pansies desperately click on the link hoping for the answer that will turn them into real men.

 

[Nitemare]

Real men do not hide behind peace symbols, tie dyes, flip flops and tofu

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Real men do not hide behind peace symbols, tie dyes, flip flops and tofu

AHAHAHA!

 

[jdogg]

real men eat chewy turds

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Real men don't have the kinds of emotional doubts that would compell them to click on a thread that purports to offer an answer.

Real men don't seek men with doubts soley to claim that they aren't real men.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
How you can tell a real man from a pansy.

A real man will kick the crap out of anybody that calls him a pansy.

 

[Fausto]

Hmmm.....I planted a bunch of pansies in the front yard Sunday......but I also purchased/used power tools (new Bosch random orbit sander....w00t!) and watched football.

Guess I have an identity crisis to work out.

 

[ATLien247]

A good pansy test is this:

Ask a guy to look at his finger nails...

If he folds his fingers in towards his palm to examine them, then he is fine.

But if he extends his fingers (like a woman would after painting her nails), well then, we have a pansy!

 

[prodigy]

And what's wrong with being a pansy??

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Real men don't have the kinds of emotional doubts that would compell them to click on a thread that purports to offer an answer.

however, i think you would say that real men have the emotional security to examine issues relating to their sense of identity and gender.

 

[308nato]

Real men can quote classic literature, discuss things freely and intelligently, take personal responsibility for their actions and inflict serious bodily harm to you quickly and with no mercy. (Size having nothing to do with the latter btw)

A pansy, well...is a freaking crybaby whiner p@ssboy. Pansies can sometimes camouflage themselves well as a real man but the time comes when all see what they are really made of. (Body mass once again has nothing to do with it)

 

[tcsenter]

Real men know when Moonbeam made a funny.

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: tcsenter
Real men know when Moonbeam made a funny.

Real men know that Moonbeam is funny.

 

[tweakmm]

:|
when are you going to tell me if I'm a real man or not

 

[sandorski]

DOH!!! Oh, look at the pretty flowers......

 

[luv2chill]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Real men don't have the kinds of emotional doubts that would compell them to click on a thread that purports to offer an answer.

D'OH!!!!



l2c

 

[LAUST]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
A good pansy test is this:

Ask a guy to look at his finger nails...

If he folds his fingers in towards his palm to examine them, then he is fine.

But if he extends his fingers (like a woman would after painting her nails), well then, we have a pansy!

Cool I passed

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Originally posted by: jjones

Originally posted by: tcsenter
Real men know when Moonbeam made a funny.

Real men know that Moonbeam is funny.

Real men know that this is not "funny ha-ha."