How would you take someones blood..

[Clockwerk]

..and without them noticing? Also discreetly store it perhaps in bluk for later uses.

 

[MichaelD]

Nuke the OP from space; it's the only way to be sure.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Clockwerk
..and without them noticing? Also discreetly store it perhaps in bluk for later uses.

WTF....?

 

[Kirby]

Chloroform and a freezer.

 

[Newbian]

Train some mosquitoes or vampire bats to retrieve it for you.

 

[Exterous]

Hammer to the head. They'll never know what hit em

 

[Crono]

Crouch, make sure it's night and no one is around, and make sure the vampire blood icon is displayed and you select "feed", not "talk".

This thread is making me thirsty.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Exterous
Hammer to the head. They'll never know what hit em

i see what you did there

 

[spidey07]

A couple vampire bats. They won't feel the bite and the anticoagulant would just let the blood flow. You might be able to get some at a pet store, just don't mention why you're getting them. Just say you think they're cute.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Crono
Crouch, make sure it's night and no one is around, and make sure the vampire blood icon is displayed and you select "feed", not "talk".

Oblivion reference FTW. :laugh:

 

[LtPage1]

As long as you maintain your stance of dominance, it shouldn't matter if they wake up.

 

[nonameo]

numb the skin first?

 

[JM Aggie08]

What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Crono
Crouch, make sure it's night and no one is around, and make sure the vampire blood icon is displayed and you select "feed", not "talk".

This thread is making me thirsty.

hahahah great post.

 

[chitwood]

that boy ain't right in the head

 

[CKent]

Creepy lurker post is win.

 

[Anubis]

just poke them in the arm with a needle, if they are healthy itll flow right out

 

[zinfamous]

I thought this was a savoyboy thread.


lurker vampire, eh? ......

 

[ggnl]

sleeping pills + local anesthetic + needle

 

[Evadman]

Wait, what the hell? did savoy take over your account?

 

[TheoPetro]

Originally posted by: CKent
Creepy lurker post is win.

This!

 

[SlitheryDee]

Local anesthetic on the puncture site, followed by the standard hollow needle/tube assembly inserted into that artery at the crook of the elbow. A light tranquilizer administered beforehand helps, but is not strictly necessary. Storage is best done by vacuum sealing and at 1-6 degrees Celsius. Use or destroy within 35 days.

 

[drum]

Easily. in fact I am extracting your blood as we speak.

 

[amdhunter]

Give her some drinks before she goes to bed...wait till she sleeps, part her legs and pull the string in one quick motion.

Good luck!

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: TheoPetro

Originally posted by: CKent
Creepy lurker post is win.

This!

that!