The first turd I twisted was a real winner. I left a Valentine-shaped Love Turd delicately diplayed on a bed of tissue for my wife to find on Valentine's Day. Let me just say that the shock and horror in her eyes was wonderfully mixed with a sentimental glow of true romantic appreciation.
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