How would you invest $10?

[SSSnail]

Well, hooker and blow is out of the question. So what's next?

I need some ideas, come on, throw me a bone here.

 

[gorcorps]

Cheaper hooker and cheaper blow

 

[TallBill]

I'd buy a box of bullets and rob you.

 

[Farang]

I have some good opportunities.. looking at about 8% return with high liquidity over the next few month. shoot me a pm

 

[lifeobry]

Team Fortress 2

 

[takeru]

band-aids.... lots of band-aids....

 

[Perknose]

Diarrhea futures at my local broker, Taco Bell.

Guaranteed liquidity.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: TallBill
I'd buy a box of bullets and rob you.

That's a losing investment buddy, I'm sure your box of bullets will be more than $10.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Farang
I have some good opportunities.. looking at about 8% return with high liquidity over the next few month. shoot me a pm

Girl Scout cookies?

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Farang
I have some good opportunities.. looking at about 8% return with high liquidity over the next few month. shoot me a pm

Girl Scout cookies?

I was thinking of buying some chicken eggs, then hatch them, then they'd lay more eggs, then I'll hatch those too... It's a guaranteed hedge against the munchies.

 

[Miramonti]

This is not a time for 'yer mama' jokes, even if "$10" drew a direct mental association of the fine hard working woman.

 

[Jules]

dime bag

 

[nonameo]

Condoms in anticipation of hookers and blow.

 

[nocash]

lottery tickets

 

[FelixDeCat]

Give it to someone who needs it more than you. Karma, baby.

 

[Pocatello]

$10, enough to buy a decent lunch with some changes.

 

[Eeezee]

I'm going to RA and getting their $10 lunch special this Friday, what a coincidence! I accept paypal

 

[dbk]

taco bell

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
I'm going to RA and getting their $10 lunch special this Friday, what a coincidence! I accept paypal

I said investment, not bail-out package.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: dbk
taco bell

RTFT.

 

[Away]

Porn

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Diarrhea futures at my local broker, Taco Bell.

Guaranteed liquidity.

:thumbsup:

Eloquent.

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: dbk
taco bell

RTFT.

great minds think alike

also this

 

[Red Squirrel]

Get it autographed by some celebrity (does not have to be a real one), then sell it for 1 million on ebay.

 

[Lurknomore]

venti double espersson mochacciono with bornw sugar and sprinkiles.