DurocShark
Lifer
Originally posted by: aircooled
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Step 1: Buy cheap chainsaw.
Step 2: Rent boat.
Step 3: Take out to sea.
Step 4: Chop up body in little pieces.
Step 5: Chum water with pieces.
Step 6: Watch whales.
Step 7: Rinse off boat.
Step 8: Have a brewski.
Step 9: Return boat.
You up for a boating trip? 😉
Well, makes more sense than most of the other crap posted. This way destroys the large bones that would clue someone in to the fact that a human corpse is around... Teeth sink, and nobody would say anything if they found a fish with a tooth or bone fragment in its gut. 😉
Plus it gets taken care of all at once, no driving around the country with body parts, and the mess is easily done away with since most boats have a seawater hose w/pump to hose the boat down. An electric chainsaw would be quiet and disposable (drop it over the side).
My friends and I have spent many a drunk night discussing just this situation.