How would you break it to your wife?

[bigshooter81]

My wife and I just had a baby a few months ago and we have been trying to stick to a budget. Last week I had to get after her for spending too much, but the next day I gave into the wootoff and bought a 30 gb zune. So here is my question, how would you go about telling me wife about the zune? Just bust it out and play with it or should I come clean and tell her I blew the budget?

 

[montypythizzle]

If you just tell her then she will probably laugh at you, if you tease her with it she will be mad.

 

[Pepsei]

hide it

 

[IronWing]

Fess up. Don't try to rationalize it. Don't insult her with BS excuses. You blew it.

 

[antyler]

youre better off telling her and getting kicked than letting her find out herself and getting killed.

 

[ViRGE]

eBay it and get (most) of the money back.

 

[bctbct]

During oral

 

[DarkThinker]

Originally posted by: bctbct
During oral

I mean, how can someone be mad at you when you are south of their border? It just doesn't happen, go for it! :

 

[bctbct]

Originally posted by: DarkThinker

Originally posted by: bctbct
During oral

I mean, how can someone be mad at you when you are south of their border? It just doesn't happen, go for it! :

I meant he should man up and tell her when she was going down :laugh:

 

[elmer92413]

Early Christmas present!

 

[FoBoT]

sell it and get back onto your budget

 

[AdamK47]

Tell her that you tripped and fell on the mouse which actidently caused you to place an order for a zune. It'll work.

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: montypythizzle
If you just tell her then she will probably laugh at you, if you tease her with it she will be mad.

I doubt she'll laugh either way, but you'll get off a lot easier if you fess up.

 

[HannibalX]

Sounds like your lacking some integrity.

Take the Zune back or become a hypocrite. Your wife will use it an excuse to buy whatever she wants for the rest of your marriage.

 

[altonb1]

Punch her in the uterus and tell her it's a man's world*.








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[waffleironhead]

are you sure this isnt your wife?

you bought a zune, she thinks you are cheating?

cheating husband?

hope the link works, not sure if you need to be logged in or not.

 

[0roo0roo]

load it with classical music.
strap to baby
its edumacatin the babys brain!

 

[Kyteland]

There's only one proper ATOT response to this situation.

"Sup bitch, Zune?"

 

[daveymark]

I was hoping this was going to be about "i want a divorce"

sorry

 

[imported_LoKe]

Put chick music on it, with a small recording by yourself, saying that you bought this for her to apologize for making a big deal of her breaking the budget. If she asks you how much it was, say "it doesn't matter, because I factored it into the budget."

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: bigshooter81
My wife and I just had a baby a few months ago and we have been trying to stick to a budget. Last week I had to get after her for spending too much, but the next day I gave into the wootoff and bought a 30 gb zune. So here is my question, how would you go about telling me wife about the zune? Just bust it out and play with it or should I come clean and tell her I blew the budget?

Return it.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: bigshooter81
How would you break it to your wife?

If it were me I'd cook her favorite meal, something by candlelight, plenty of wine, and bring it up just after she was screaming, "I am coming!"

Yeah, that might work.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Explain to her the extreme savings involved when buying the Zune. If she still doesn't get it, just yell "THE SAVINGS, THE SAVINGS!" until she does.

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: bctbct
During oral

Ooh... ATOT's own Bobbit...

 

[AlienCraft]

Return it, or risk hearing about it for the rest of your life.

Oh, and you would lose all rights to your balls as well.