How would ATOT respond to this?

[gimmewhitecastles]

Was just reading the recent Sports Guy mail-bag on espn.com

The last question he responds to is always some oddball remark that he responds to with "Yup, these are my readers."

I was wondering if this guy posted on ATOT with his question, how would you guys respond?

Q: So I'm in the grocery store the other night buying ramen noodles 'cause that's literally the only thing I can afford to eat. Right after I had put the fourth huge case into my cart, a really cute girl approaches me and says, "Wow, that's a lot of ramen." For whatever reason, my immediate response is, "Yeah, I'm buying it for a local food drive for the homeless." Wouldn't you know it, but the girl finds this extremley sexy for some reason, and we continue to talk for a few minutes. Eventually, I ask her out, and we decide she will come to my place for dinner and a movie later on this week. What in the hell am I supposed to do? I have no money and a kitchen full of ramen noodles that are supposed to be for some mysterious food drive. Your thoughts?
--Shane, Baltimore

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100528

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Evolution will strike this guy down with lightning.

 

[Gothgar]

that is pretty hilarious if true, hahaha

 

[satyajitmenon]

Feed her at the homeless shelter.

 

[drum]

Sounds like he gets laid by a really cute girl and then dumped shortly thereafter. I fail to see a problem here

Edit: And i'm off to Page2

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

Sounds like he gets laid by a really cute girl and then dumped shortly thereafter. I fail to see a problem here

Edit: And i'm off to Page2

thats only if he can get past the dinner problem.

 

[gaidensensei]

Feed her at the homeless shelter.

+1

Take her to the damn homeless shelter and eat the ramen there.
Unless the girl used the ramen as a reason to talk to the guy then that's a whole other story.

Use your brains people. (no offense, just saying imnotmadbro)

 

[shiner]

Sell some plasma to make enough $ to take her to dinner, take her home, fuck her....after that who cares?