How to win vs anyone in a fight, according to ATOT

[lyssword]

For hand-to-hand combat:

1. Be some kind of military, because they teach how to kill.
2. Be mentally tough, like be able to sit in a crouch position for 3 days without sleep, food or water.
3. Actual practice with boxing, wrestling, etc is not required.
4. ????
5. Profit

 

[PottedMeat]

???? = stomp on their nuts

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

So, who pissed in your Cheerios?

 

[irishScott]

k...

 

[JDawg1536]

For hand-to-hand combat:

1. Be some kind of military, because they teach how to kill.

No they don't. They teach how to tickle and grab ass.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

 

[Billb2]

 

[shortylickens]

And if you cant get one of those ^
a springfield M1A can be found at many gun stores, or easily ordered and delivered to your nearest gun store.