Intel Processor Diagnostic Tool.
Exactly what I was looking for...
Thanks!!
Correction note. I just saw that you are running Ubuntu. IPDT is a Windows program.
I'll also mention I've bought almost a dozen of that generation of Xeon CPU's from ebay, haven't had any issues with any of them. As already mentioned, most of them are server pulls. Just stick with one of the larger sellers and you should be fine.
Edit: I've bought stuff from the seller in Burpo's second link before. No issues. I would recommend going with the L5640 though for the lower power draw.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/131381211683?_trksid=p2060778.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT
$67 shipped from the same seller as Burpo's link.
x5650s go for around $70
and OC to 4.2-4 fairly easily