When you wake up the next day and you have sore muscles from puking so much. Gotta love underaged binge drinking.
Just an idea but don't go drinking after donating blood.
Just an idea but don't go drinking after donating blood.
How to tell you drank too much the night before.
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<< When you wake up the next day and you have sore muscles from puking so much. Gotta love underaged binge drinking.
Just an idea but don't go drinking after donating blood. >>
hehe that happened to me not to long ago.
I couldn't eat for 3 days w/out feeling ill.
but getting that drunk was fun
better yet,
for the best results. drink 1 galllon of water, don't eat all day and then drink off keg.
or repeat with a 52 oz rum and coke and that is really good stuff.
for the best results. drink 1 galllon of water, don't eat all day and then drink off keg.
or repeat with a 52 oz rum and coke and that is really good stuff.
How to tell if you've been drinking too much the night prior?
- You wake up with your hair in toilet water
- You get up out of bed and realize that your italian teacher is sleeping there too.
- U get up out of bed and realize that's your italian student sleeping next to you.
- U wake up and the first thing you say is "What the hell happened to rover?!"
- You wake up with your hair in toilet water
- You get up out of bed and realize that your italian teacher is sleeping there too.
- U get up out of bed and realize that's your italian student sleeping next to you.
- U wake up and the first thing you say is "What the hell happened to rover?!"
When you can't even get out of bed to use the bathroom, for fear you'll throw up.
When you can't keep even sips of anything down, including water.
When you can't even trim your beard without holding the scissor-hand with your other hand.
When you're too sick and weak to take a shower, or when you don't even care enough to brush your teeth.
When the ONLY thing that will make you feel better is another beer/bottle.
When you go into a grand-mal seizure, and the only thing you remember about it is coming to in a hospital bed.....and seeing leather restraints laying on the dresser across the room.
Needless to say, I don't drink anymore. Celebrated my 10 year anniversary on April 10th -kd5-
When you can't keep even sips of anything down, including water.
When you can't even trim your beard without holding the scissor-hand with your other hand.
When you're too sick and weak to take a shower, or when you don't even care enough to brush your teeth.
When the ONLY thing that will make you feel better is another beer/bottle.
When you go into a grand-mal seizure, and the only thing you remember about it is coming to in a hospital bed.....and seeing leather restraints laying on the dresser across the room.
Needless to say, I don't drink anymore. Celebrated my 10 year anniversary on April 10th
-kd5-When you're totally hung over and you have a dentist appointment at 8:30AM after getting home around 6:00AM. You just plan on skipping it since after all - what does the dentist matter when the world is spinning? But then your dad calls at 7:50AM and says there will be consequences if you miss the 8:30AM appointment. Then, when you tell him you're too sick, he says, "Walk it off." and hangs up the phone.
Then you have to drive for 15 minutes while the roads are spinning.. and you get out of the car when you reach the dentist to throw up. Then you chew some gum (for the vomitbreath) and the dentist gets mad for chewing gum. Then you sit down and hold your mouth open for 20 straight minutes while you can taste blood in your mouth from the rough dentil floss job. Then the dentist says you have bad breath. Then the dentist makes you gargle fluoride.
Then you leave with the vomit-in-the-back-of-the-throat taste, residual beer-mouth, pepperminty dentil wax, and fuoride tastes all in your throat at once. Then when you get home, you all of a sudden pretty much feel better and the world is a happy place because it is spinning around your teeth.
Then you have to drive for 15 minutes while the roads are spinning.. and you get out of the car when you reach the dentist to throw up. Then you chew some gum (for the vomitbreath) and the dentist gets mad for chewing gum. Then you sit down and hold your mouth open for 20 straight minutes while you can taste blood in your mouth from the rough dentil floss job. Then the dentist says you have bad breath. Then the dentist makes you gargle fluoride.
Then you leave with the vomit-in-the-back-of-the-throat taste, residual beer-mouth, pepperminty dentil wax, and fuoride tastes all in your throat at once. Then when you get home, you all of a sudden pretty much feel better and the world is a happy place because it is spinning around your teeth.
<< When you go into a grand-mal seizure, and the only thing you remember about it is coming to in a hospital bed.....and seeing leather restraints laying on the dresser across the room. >>
Oh yeah...when I worked in a hospital ER as security I can't tell you how many mornings started off with last nights drunk fingering the leathers, "Hey, what are these things for", as if they hadn't bum rushed the entire department only 7 hours earlier.
<< How to tell if you've been drinking too much the night prior?
- You wake up with your hair in toilet water
- You get up out of bed and realize that your italian teacher is sleeping there too.
- U get up out of bed and realize that's your italian student sleeping next to you.
- U wake up and the first thing you say is "What the hell happened to rover?!" >>
- You wake up and the 2 gorgeous chicks you went to bed with turn out to be Bush and Cheney.
<< Just an idea but don't go drinking after donating blood. >>
Why ?????
Thats the best time to drink, it takes LESS to get drunk, after donating blood.
<< When you wake up the next day and you have sore muscles from puking so much. Gotta love underaged binge drinking.
Just an idea but don't go drinking after donating blood. >>
You're not the sharpest tool in the drawer, are you?
<<
<< When you go into a grand-mal seizure, and the only thing you remember about it is coming to in a hospital bed.....and seeing leather restraints laying on the dresser across the room. >>
Oh yeah...when I worked in a hospital ER as security I can't tell you how many mornings started off with last nights drunk fingering the leathers, "Hey, what are these things for", as if they hadn't bum rushed the entire department only 7 hours earlier. >>
I believe he's talking about the DT's...
Congrats on the anniversary bud go see Changing Lanes it's pretty good.
kami
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- Oct 9, 1999
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What if you drank too much but are such a tank that you wake up fine and dandy?
btw how old are you?
btw2, why would you drink after donating blood? don't you think that's kind of moronic.
but i agree that the sign that you drank way too much is waking up and still having a serious buzz or even feeling drunk!! Now that's what i call heavy drinking. Only happened once and never again thanks
btw how old are you?
btw2, why would you drink after donating blood? don't you think that's kind of moronic.
but i agree that the sign that you drank way too much is waking up and still having a serious buzz or even feeling drunk!! Now that's what i call heavy drinking. Only happened once and never again thanks
you been drinking too much when....
1. you find yourself lying naked with the fat girl from the party you went to:Q
2. you find yourself sleeping on the ground
3. you find your buddies messing around with your face by drawing a huge penis on your face.
4. ...the list goes on and on
1. you find yourself lying naked with the fat girl from the party you went to:Q
2. you find yourself sleeping on the ground
3. you find your buddies messing around with your face by drawing a huge penis on your face.
4. ...the list goes on and on
<< How to tell if you've been drinking too much the night prior?
<<
your first words are:
"I didn't come in you pete, i swear!"
<<
<< How to tell if you've been drinking too much the night prior?
<<
your first words are:
"I didn't come in you pete, i swear!" >>
ROTFL. tell us the rest of the story.
masterxfob
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- May 20, 2001
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When you wake up buck naked, find your underwear hanging outside your room on the door handle, and you have absolutely NO CLUE what happened the previous night.
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