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How to tell where a driver is from

ThePresence

ThePresence

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1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes
of traffic: NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS
ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

7. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon pie, sipping an
RC, smiling and chewing and talking to yourself. TENNESSEE

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling
cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left
blinker on: FLORIDA

12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim Horton's coffee
cup, cell phone in ear, accelerator to the floor, applying
makeup/doing crossword puzzle/reading morning Free Press,
knocking down orange barrels, changing lanes without turn
signals: MICHIGAN
 
Originally posted by: ThePresence
12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim Horton's coffee
cup, cell phone in ear, accelerator to the floor, applying
makeup/doing crossword puzzle/reading morning Free Press,
knocking down orange barrels, changing lanes without turn
signals: MICHIGAN
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That pretty much describes women drivers in all states 😛
 
13. Just plain suck at driving: GEORGIA

For example.... My friend flipped his saturn and it fell down an embankment and hit a tree, he and the passanger got out without a scratch. Well, the police came to do all the police work and whatnot, and while the police man was in the car Bruster drove up and parked on the embankment, and as he was opening the door the truck started to roll over, and the truck fell down the hill so far the only thing that could be seen was the tree shaking that he hit. Bruster then walked up unscratched and started complaining, the cop couldn't believe what had happened while he was looking down. Yet another friend pulls up, he doesn't so much park on the embankment but his rear end was facing downwards. He forgot to put his e-brake on. His car rolls down the hill and hits a nearby tree.

So, yes, people in Georgia are idiots and I was there the whole time (following my friend in seperate car)...and this happened about 2 months ago.
 
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA


I've only ever seen that in North Dakota. 🙂
 
I think the Michigan one is VERY true!!!! Too funny!😀
that is hilarious!
 
a friend's dad used to perform this little trick when driving.

left hand holding cell phone

right hand on wheel

approaching highway exit ram, he brakes, slows down, starts turning, then realizes he needs to downshift.

so lets go of the wheel (no hands on it now), shifts gears, and then returns his hand to the wheel just in time to prevent us going over the embankment.

good times!

-Vivan
 
Originally posted by: bdjohnson
people in califronia always drive about 20mph over the speed limit.
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Unless it's in LA where people rarely get a chance to go above 15mph
 
Originally posted by: boomdart
13. Just plain suck at driving: GEORGIA

For example.... My friend flipped his saturn and it fell down an embankment and hit a tree, he and the passanger got out without a scratch. Well, the police came to do all the police work and whatnot, and while the police man was in the car Bruster drove up and parked on the embankment, and as he was opening the door the truck started to roll over, and the truck fell down the hill so far the only thing that could be seen was the tree shaking that he hit. Bruster then walked up unscratched and started complaining, the cop couldn't believe what had happened while he was looking down. Yet another friend pulls up, he doesn't so much park on the embankment but his rear end was facing downwards. He forgot to put his e-brake on. His car rolls down the hill and hits a nearby tree.

So, yes, people in Georgia are idiots and I was there the whole time (following my friend in seperate car)...and this happened about 2 months ago.
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bwahahah. i got a good laugh out of that.
 
Originally posted by: bdjohnson
people in califronia always drive about 20mph over the speed limit.
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So do people in GA...it's just that the people here aren't actually capable of controlling their vehicles at that speed. Everyone has road rage because the traffic sucks (how a seven lane highway can STOP MOVING at ANY time is beyond me), and so when they have the chance to speed, they do...they just suck at the whole driving part of it all.

But the worst is that not only do they suck, but when they do something stupid they get mad at YOU...apparently for not being able to fully anticipate their stupidity.
 
Originally posted by: boomdart
13. Just plain suck at driving: GEORGIA

For example.... My friend flipped his saturn and it fell down an embankment and hit a tree, he and the passanger got out without a scratch. Well, the police came to do all the police work and whatnot, and while the police man was in the car Bruster drove up and parked on the embankment, and as he was opening the door the truck started to roll over, and the truck fell down the hill so far the only thing that could be seen was the tree shaking that he hit. Bruster then walked up unscratched and started complaining, the cop couldn't believe what had happened while he was looking down. Yet another friend pulls up, he doesn't so much park on the embankment but his rear end was facing downwards. He forgot to put his e-brake on. His car rolls down the hill and hits a nearby tree.

So, yes, people in Georgia are idiots and I was there the whole time (following my friend in seperate car)...and this happened about 2 months ago.
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!! LOL. Oh man that would have been a sight to see. I bet that cop is still telling that story.
 
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