How to tell the sex of a fly (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband walking around with a ly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked him how he knew the sex of the flies.

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

 

[GoodToGo]

Hmm you seem a little off today dude, have some more beer and then come back :beer:

 

[TommyVercetti]

These are the kind of jokes you find in books like Jokes for Kids.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
These are the kind of jokes you find in books like Jokes for Kids.

whoa. i was thinking the exact same thing.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
These are the kind of jokes you find in books like Jokes for Kids.

whoa. i was thinking the exact same thing.

AHH come on!

I'm sure it will piss off SOMEONE!!

Were are the GIRLS?

 

[Yax]

Yeah, lame.

Should've been:

"3 were on the beer can and 2 were trying to suck my..excuse me a sec, my phone's ringing"

 

[thenerdguy]

WOW
ANd I thought it was going to be the one about The Three Greatest Swordsman In The World and the Flys.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
These are the kind of jokes you find in books like Jokes for Kids.

whoa. i was thinking the exact same thing.

AHH come on!

I'm sure it will piss off SOMEONE!!

Were are the GIRLS?

You came to the wrong forum for girls, unless you are looking for a crossdresser like Adul.