-How to tell if your girl is PREGNANT-

UberDave

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)Well I messed up again, my stupidity has got the best of me. However I will not fuss and detail my problem, but instead try to help those who are in a similar case scenario. I'm in sort of a scare right now, but i'm not going to let it get the best of me just yet. I did take note and search around, bringing up Ulfwald's (here) and NotFred's scare also (here) .

Well for you guys out there who might have future 'scares', or maybe even some hopes? :) Here are some tell tale signs that you should watch for if your wife / girlfriend / or just some girl should be concerned with.

Always be sure to protect yourself, you may never know what may happen.


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Missed PeriodsLight bleeding, like a period, can still happen during the early weeks of pregnancy, usually just once or twice, but even, rarely, through the whole pregnancy. Apart from pregnancy, missed periods (amenorrhoea) can also be due to emotional upset, illness, severe weight loss, over-exercising, anxiety about getting pregnant, approaching the menopause and coming off the Pill.

Breasts They may feel different immediately or not for three months, but at some point they will begin to feel heavier, fuller, and to ache or tingle.

Sickness This is very common in the first three months of pregnancy, sometimes first thing in the morning, but it can also happen at other times in the day. Some very unlucky women feel sick all the way through pregnancy.(related topics)

Urinating It is very common to have to pass water more often in the first three months of pregnancy, which often means getting up in the night too. This usually wears off slightly in the middle months and returns at the end when the baby is bigger and physically squashing the bladder.

Tiredness This can be noticeable in the first three months, but usually lifts in the middle months to return again when you are large and the baby has become heavy towards the end of pregnancy. Very early on you can often feel heaviness in the lower abdomen.

TESTS
All pregnant women start to produce a special hormone called human chorionic gonadotrophin (hCG) within two days of the fertilised egg becoming embedded in the wall of the uterus. Pregnancy tests look for hCG in blood or urine. The most easily available and usual form of testing can be done within a day or so of missing a period by testing a sample of urine collected first thing in the morning. Wrong results do happen ? false negatives are commoner than false positives, usually the result of doing the test too early before levels of hCG are high enough. Traces of detergent or something else in the container you use can also cause a false negative. False positives are rare but can occur because if you test around ovulation or approaching the menopause, another hormone, luteinising hormone (LH), may be present. A recent pregnancy or miscarriage you are unaware of might cause traces of hCG to be present. Fertility drugs, some tranquillisers and antihistamines can also affect the reading.



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Also here are some funnier tell-tale signs to lighten the mood if you need it :)
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minendo

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Damn two different scares with two different chicks in a matter of a few months. Wrap that sh!t up man.
 

Pigasus

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Guys, seriously, remember that having unprotected sex can get you in a hell of a lot more trouble than just causing a pregnancy. A friend of mine got HIV from a woman he met at a club. Fifteen minutes of fun, a lifetime (maybe a short one) of regret.
 

rgwalt

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Yeah, you need to watch yourself. You don't want to get stuck paying child support. It can really eat into your computer budget. If you have occassion to have sex often enough, get yourself a big box of condoms (like Evadman) and at least one with you at all times. If you get into a situation where you want to have sex but don't have protection, STOP yourself. You could end up in a much worse situation than having to take care of a kid.

Seriously, get your act together.

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UberDave

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Originally posted by: Pigasus
Guys, seriously, remember that having unprotected sex can get you in a hell of a lot more trouble than just causing a pregnancy. A friend of mine got HIV from a woman he met at a club. Fifteen minutes of fun, a lifetime (maybe a short one) of regret.



I'm sorry to hear that about your friend. Testing is the only way to know for sure, everybody should do it to not only protect themselves but also save the trouble to other people. But in the mean time, yes make sure you know who you're messing with.
 

minendo

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I'm sorry to hear that about your friend. Testing is the only way to know for sure, everybody should do it to not only protect themselves but also save the trouble to other people. But in the mean time, yes make sure you know who you're messing with.
Good advice from a drunk guy that nailed a fat chick from a club to lose his virginity.
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UberDave

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Originally posted by: minendo
I'm sorry to hear that about your friend. Testing is the only way to know for sure, everybody should do it to not only protect themselves but also save the trouble to other people. But in the mean time, yes make sure you know who you're messing with.
Good advice from a drunk guy that nailed a fat chick from a club to lose his virginity.
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Actually she was a close friend of a friend, I see her sometimes things have settled and everything is better. But yea, no more of that for me.

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minendo

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Actually she was a close friend of a friend, I see her sometimes things have settled and everything is better. But yea, no more of that for me.
So now close friends of a friend are guaranteed to be clean?
 

UberDave

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Originally posted by: minendo

So now close friends of a friend are guaranteed to be clean?


Not at all, but it's a lot better when you can find out a person's past and know that she's not some drug addict or anything. Can't really trust anyone these days... Knowing her friends is a bonus, but being reassured is even better. But uh, it's not always great seeing her it's definitly weird, but I guess everything's cool.
 

UberDave

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Originally posted by: baffled2
I can't remember who came up with it but I think the nick "Uberdork" fits you real well.

RedDawn

....can't really change my subscription name though can I ;)

 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: UberDave
Originally posted by: baffled2
I can't remember who came up with it but I think the nick "Uberdork" fits you real well.

RedDawn

....can't really change my subscription name though can I ;)

You can always ask in forum isues :D
 

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: -How to tell if your girl is PREGNANT-

When she says, "You bastard! You got me pregnant!"

Seriously dude, if you luck out and she's not pregnant you really might want to consider abstinance. I mean, dang. Control yourself man. Kill some kittens if you have to, but by all means keep your little soldier out of the trenches.
 

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: Pigasus
Guys, seriously, remember that having unprotected sex can get you in a hell of a lot more trouble than just causing a pregnancy. A friend of mine got HIV from a woman he met at a club. Fifteen minutes of fun, a lifetime (maybe a short one) of regret.

Yup. This is all true. This is why I'm still a virgin.

PS 15 minutes? lol