-How to tell if your girl is PREGNANT-

[MrCodeDude]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Yup. This is all true. This is why I'm still a virgin.
PS 15 minutes? lol

Time flies when you're having sex
/me is still a virgin because of his beliefs
-- mrcodedude

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Fifteen minutes of fun, a lifetime (maybe a short one) of regret.

lol fifteen minutes

Ok, 15 seconds in your case.

 

[Que-TiP]

sorry dude, thats a bummer

 

[Michael1897]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Would you like me to send you some of my supply?

I have some extra.

OMG!! I salute you. I'm down to 25-30.

 

[littlezipp]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Would you like me to send you some of my supply?

I have some extra.

:Q Littlezipp looks at the picture :Q
Good lord man, if you use that many before they expire, then somethin is going to fall off!

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: baffled2
I can't remember who came up with it but I think the nick "Uberdork" fits you real well.

Triumph the Insult Comic said it to those star wars geeks.

 

[BillyBatson]

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i wish you luck!!!!!!!

 

[Shelly21]

I thought I remember seeing you saying something about you two broke up a while back? Or is this a different online girl?

 

[propellerhead]

Girlfriend Pregnant Fault: [ A ]bort, [ M] arry or [ I ]gnore?

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
I thought I remember seeing you saying something about you two broke up a while back? Or is this a different online girl?

She's still my girlfriend... the one I posted pics of who came to the LAN party with me

Girlfriend Pregnant Fault: [ A ]bort, [ M] arry or [ I ]gnore?

Well she's only a week late so no biggie just YET. However, she's against abortion, so WAS I. But I don't know... It would alter my life big time if we kept it. I think it'd be safer in my arms, but it would really suck for me being 19 and basicly rasing it on my own. I would do a damn good job though. It wouldn't be too nice to the kid not having a normal life, but neither would killing it with abortion, you know? But we'll see.

-Peace.

 

[Viper GTS]

It would alter my life big time if we kept it.

Did you think about this before you made your delivery?

Viper GTS

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

I think that you have the right outlook on this. I pray that you you and your gf make the right decision.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: baffled2
I can't remember who came up with it but I think the nick "Uberdork" fits you real well.

wasnt he the guy who sent in $100 to some raffle site hosted on geocities for a Viper GTS?

 

[Shelly21]

So, at the hotel, you somehow got her pregnant? Or did you have more "exchange" later? Is she really late?

I guess you are pretty viral.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

It would alter my life big time if we kept it.

Did you think about this before you made your delivery?

Viper GTS

All he was thinking about was not screwing up.

 

[UberDave]

wasnt he the guy who sent in $100 to some raffle site hosted on geocities for a Viper GTS?

What, the www.viperdrawing.com page? Yeah, it was me. I don't know what you're talking about geocities for, though.

So, at the hotel, you somehow got her pregnant? Or did you have more "exchange" later? Is she really late?

She's just late by about 8 days... like I said, nothing to really worry about just yet.

 

[kgraeme]

Originally posted by: Shelly21

I guess you are pretty viral.

LOL! I think you meant "virile", but viral probably works quite well too all things considered.

 

[minendo]

She's just late by about 8 days... like I said, nothing to really worry about just yet.

Denial is the first stage.

 

[UberDave]

nah, i'm not "viral"

 

[UberDave]

Denial is the first stage.

I'm not denying anything. Periods can miss and be delayed by stress and numorus other factors. But sure, pregnancy is also a factor. Just don't take everything else out of concept though.

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: kgraeme

Originally posted by: Shelly21

I guess you are pretty viral.

LOL! I think you meant "virile", but viral probably works quite well too all things considered.

Ha ha, silly me, I meant virile. I don't know what happen there.

8 days isn't too bad. Next time.. how does that song go? "Willy use a Billy Boy"?

 

[Red Dawn]

Why am I not surprised. In fact I remember someone PM'ing me after your thread about you nailing your girlfriend and posting pic's saying your next big thread will be about her getting knocked up.:disgust:

 

[UberDave]

Who knows RedDawn, maybe they can tell thee future.


Plus I didn't knock her up .....that I know of.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: UberDave
Who knows RedDawn, maybe they can tell thee future.


Plus I didn't knock her up .....that I know of.

OMG !! Do you have even an ounce of discretion or any concept of the importance of privacy in intimate matters ?

 

[minendo]

OMG !! Do you have even an ounce of discretion or any concept of the importance of privacy in intimate matters ?

Obviously not since he immediately told us about the fat chick and lan party chick that he nailed. What will he nail next? Perhaps a donkey or a goat.