How to tell GF her food gives me the ...

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Somehow I think this is hilarous. Besides the fact she isn't picking up the phone...

Let the truth set you free, or goto h3ll...

Sheesh, what did she *want* you to do about it? Talk about female irrationality - why the heck would she be mad? I bet she's more just embarassed and acting mad to hide it.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Hatari Chic
"I think I might have a reaction to something you're putting in your food - it seems like it goes right through my system"

Do see if you can narrow down ingrediants to see what the prob is, but if nothing else she knows the prob after that.

Paige has a good answer as always. I would also suggest not having anything caffeinated with the meal, caffeine seems to aggrivate those kinds of symptoms for me.

ZV

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

well look at it this way, if she's not talking to you, she's not cooking for you, so hey, you're doing pretty good.

 

[human2k]

1. Eat dinner.


2. when the food gives you the "runs", stand on the dinner table, unzip pants and point your buttocks toward her face.


3. tell her, "honey, eat my sh!t"

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: brtspears2

Originally posted by: her209
"I'll cook tonight honey."

No go, she insists. Though I would have probally just got tacos anyways at DelTaco 3 for 99 cents .

How about... "Let's eat out for the rest of our lives."

hahaha

 

[brtspears2]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Does she use a lot of oil in her cooking? What is the ingredient that gives you the squirts?

I dont know, but its pretty gooey and strange, like most Mandarin food. Not that it tastes bad. Oil is not an issue of course, as I can eat tons of greasy food without any setbacks.

 

[Scitex]

The thing I don't understand is, if it's the cooking, why isn't she getting the runs too? Does she have a cast iron gut?

 

[A5]

Originally posted by: human2k
1. Eat dinner.


2. when the food gives you the "runs", stand on the dinner table, unzip pants and point your buttocks toward her face.


3. tell her, "honey, eat my sh!t"

That's a good way to give someone permanent mind trauma, not to tell them their cooking sucks.

 

[brtspears2]

Originally posted by: Scitex
The thing I don't understand is, if it's the cooking, why isn't she getting the runs too? Does she have a cast iron gut?

I dont know, I guess she is used to eating it daily. Sorta like drinking Mexican water.

 

[BillGates]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Ah screw it, I went for the gold... and now I end up in the doghouse.

Whats a good way to say sorry now?

That's lame as $@*^ man...

She's mad at you because you have a BIOLOGICAL reaction to the food she cooks?!? AND you were honest about it?!?

It's not like you came out of nowhere and said you think she sucks at cooking and that you want to vomit every time you take a bite of the crap she dreams up.... you can't even help it!

Women are crazy.

 

[Sid59]

be honest and tell her some ingredients to omit.

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: her209
"I'll cook tonight honey."

 

[FrustratedUser]

Is it Indian food?

It has a tendency to upset my stomach too. Too many hot spices used to hide bad meet.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: ActPrincess
just suggest that you make it together, and then notice what she puts into the dinner. or anytime you start feeling crappy, just mention it to her, and say "i wonder if its something i ate today" and then continue to ask how she made dinner, but do it in a non-threatening way

or you could threaten her, your choice.

 

[LongCoolMother]

Originally posted by: rubix
say "i want a divorce"

lol

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Ah screw it, I went for the gold... and now I end up in the doghouse.

Whats a good way to say sorry now?

Cookery Lessons?.....