How to tell GF her food gives me the ...

[brtspears2]

Runs.

Everytime I eat her cooking, I get the runs, or pretend not to feel bad. Whats a nice way to say "Your food sucks" like... Akani's cooking in the silly Ranma 1/2 series.

 

[her209]

"I'll cook tonight honey."

 

[brtspears2]

Originally posted by: her209
"I'll cook tonight honey."

No go, she insists. Though I would have probally just got tacos anyways at DelTaco 3 for 99 cents .

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: brtspears2

Originally posted by: her209
"I'll cook tonight honey."

No go, she insists. Though I would have probally just got tacos anyways at DelTaco 3 for 99 cents .

How about... "Let's eat out for the rest of our lives."

 

[ThaGrandCow]

ROFL!!! That's going to be a fricken hilarious conversation!

I'd say just tell her. But try to keep a straight face when you do.

 

[rubix]

say "i want a divorce"

 

[HappyPuppy]

Does she use a lot of oil in her cooking? What is the ingredient that gives you the squirts?

 

[amnesiac]

Do you know what exactly about her food gives you the runs?
Try to pinpoint that and tell her to use less of it.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

next time you got the hershy squirts leave the door open while your in there and say OMG dinner didn't digest properly again.

 

[SilverThief]

Run, run hard and run fast. Its the only safe way out of that situation.

 

[AreaCode707]

"I think I might have a reaction to something you're putting in your food - it seems like it goes right through my system"

Do see if you can narrow down ingrediants to see what the prob is, but if nothing else she knows the prob after that.

 

[Lola]

just suggest that you make it together, and then notice what she puts into the dinner. or anytime you start feeling crappy, just mention it to her, and say "i wonder if its something i ate today" and then continue to ask how she made dinner, but do it in a non-threatening way

 

[Zugzwang152]

well do you like the way the food tastes? If you do, just tell her you love her cooking but you get the squirts from it. In the case you don't like the way it tastes, run for your life.

 

[Geekbabe]

Sounds like it's time to really clean the kitchen and fridge with a solution of bleach and water,also go thru food,check dates and discard things,check the temp on the fridge too,meat might be going slightly bad.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: ActPrincess
just suggest that you make it together, and then notice what she puts into the dinner. or anytime you start feeling crappy, just mention it to her, and say "i wonder if its something i ate today" and then continue to ask how she made dinner, but do it in a non-threatening way

Oh yeah, that's not obvious

 

[her209]

Take a look at this!

 

[rudeguy]

poop in your pants? that would give a pretty good hint

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
poop in your pants? that would give a pretty good hint

Do it at the dinner table... while eating.

 

[brtspears2]

Ah screw it, I went for the gold... and now I end up in the doghouse.

Whats a good way to say sorry now?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Ah screw it, I went for the gold... and now I end up in the doghouse.

Whats a good way to say sorry now?

flowers...back rub...she gets to pick the movie...you know the drill

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Ah screw it, I went for the gold... and now I end up in the doghouse.

Whats a good way to say sorry now?

Why do you have to apologize? Tell her that it upsets your system and that it makes you uncomfortable. Does she feel like she has some right to keep you uncomfortable? She's upset that you don't like her cooking? Try working with her on making her more emotionally stable...

 

[bunker]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Ah screw it, I went for the gold... and now I end up in the doghouse.

Whats a good way to say sorry now?

ROFL!!!

Just give it time man, that's all that will work.

<---Still ROFL

At least my wife knows she sucks at cooking .

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Ah screw it, I went for the gold... and now I end up in the doghouse.

Whats a good way to say sorry now?

Why do you have to apologize? Tell her that it upsets your system and that it makes you uncomfortable. Does she feel like she has some right to keep you uncomfortable? She's upset that you don't like her cooking? Try working with her on making her more emotionally stable...

You should cook and give her the sh!tz.

 

[brtspears2]

Somehow I think this is hilarous. Besides the fact she isn't picking up the phone...

Let the truth set you free, or goto h3ll...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Ah screw it, I went for the gold... and now I end up in the doghouse.

Whats a good way to say sorry now?

Why do you have to apologize? Tell her that it upsets your system and that it makes you uncomfortable. Does she feel like she has some right to keep you uncomfortable? She's upset that you don't like her cooking? Try working with her on making her more emotionally stable...

You should cook and give her the sh!tz.

You should try not saying stupid things.