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How to tell a girl "I'm not your boyfriend."

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manlymatt83

Lifer
Very easy one here...


A girl I went to College with likes me. I went to visit her a few weeks ago and we hooked up (innocent). Ever since then we've talked on the phone for about an hour every few days (2 hours/week total tops). Anyway, I saw her last night and her friends were like "OMG! We need a picture of the cute couple!" and took pictures of us. I thought it was all in good fun until.....


She found out I slept next to my best friend (who is a girl) last night and wanted to know why I didn't sleep on the couch, and if she could "sleep next to guys too". I have no problem with her doing that because I'm not her boyfriend....... whats the best way to let her know this without hurting her feelings?
 
There is none. You could sneeze and it would break a woman's heart. They're fickle beings. You sleep with them once and they automagically think you're getting married next week and start planning on where to honeymoon.

Just sit her down and have a nice chat. Have a long, all-encompassing discussion about where you are in your relationship (if any).
 
You're not her boyfriend, so it shouldn't matter how or what you tell her... or whether you string her along and milk it for all it's worth!
 
Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
Originally posted by: Baked
"I'm not your bf, fool."
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/thread. Wow, easiest thread ever, I love it.
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Yup. Sadly people can be pretty dense. Tonight I really let my ex have it over the phone. I broke up with her in May but she apparently didn't take it to heart. I had to set her straight, and there was no way for me to do it "nicely."
 
Originally posted by: Baked
"I'm not your bf, fool."
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get a friend to be a beat box and follow this up with

"it's the remix, you got"
"it's the remix, you got"
"OWNED BISATCH! OWNED!"
"remix 2006, peace out!"
 
"Hi mjuszczak, I was wondering if maybe this weekend we..."
"THERE IS NO 'WE', YOU PSYCHO B!TCH!!! There's only you, and me!"
"..."
 
If you really want to tell her in a devastating way then get a friend-girl and have her pose as your real GF.

Introduce said friend-girl as GF and drink the tears of your victim.
 
Originally posted by: SophalotJack
If you really want to tell her in a devastating way then get a friend-girl and have her pose as your real GF.

Introduce said friend-girl as GF and drink the tears of your victim.
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Made me laugh!


DO IT!
 
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