How to take a woman's measurements?

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: notfred
Bust/waist/hips.... Where do you measure exactly? anyone got a link?

You said it yourself. Bust. Waist. Hips. Put it this way; anything you like to grab, measure there.
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: notfred
Bust/waist/hips.... Where do you measure exactly? anyone got a link?

You said it yourself. Bust. Waist. Hips. Put it this way; anything you like to grab, measure there.
That's not very precise :)
 

Evadman

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only bad things can come of this question notfred.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: notfred
Bust/waist/hips.... Where do you measure exactly? anyone got a link?

You said it yourself. Bust. Waist. Hips. Put it this way; anything you like to grab, measure there.
That's not very precise :)

*sigh* Measure around the most outward part of the bust. Make sure to hold the tape parallel all the way around. Do the same for the hips. Waist is self explanatory...smae way you would measure your own waist.
 

dxkj

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Very carefully









Waist is the lower stomach above the hips


Hips is right across the middle of the bone of the hips

bust is two parts, measure below her chest, and then measure across her chest itself. Subtract one from the other for the cup size, and the other one is the number.



then again, what do i know
 

Platypus

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Originally posted by: notfred
found a web page with pictures...

She's about 33/26/36.

Thanks for posting your girlfriends body size. I am sure everyone here is going to jot that little ditty down.
 

agnitrate

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: notfred
found a web page with pictures...

She's about 33/26/36.

Thanks for posting your girlfriends body size. I am sure everyone here is going to jot that little ditty down.

A F3MALE?!

-silver
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: agnitrate
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: notfred
found a web page with pictures...

She's about 33/26/36.

Thanks for posting your girlfriends body size. I am sure everyone here is going to jot that little ditty down.

A F3MALE?!

-silver

no way there are no females on the intarweb!
 

agnitrate

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: agnitrate
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: notfred
found a web page with pictures...

She's about 33/26/36.

Thanks for posting your girlfriends body size. I am sure everyone here is going to jot that little ditty down.

A F3MALE?!

-silver

no way there are no females on the intarweb!

Wait, do you have nekkid pix?

 

wfbberzerker

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Originally posted by: agnitrate
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: agnitrate
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: notfred
found a web page with pictures...

She's about 33/26/36.

Thanks for posting your girlfriends body size. I am sure everyone here is going to jot that little ditty down.

A F3MALE?!

-silver

no way there are no females on the intarweb!

Wait, do you have nekkid pix?

OMG PICS?!
 

Platypus

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Originally posted by: notfred
hey, 8th grade morons, stop crapping in my thread.

This coming from the man who just asked a bunch of people on a public internet forum how to measure his girlfriends size
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: notfred
hey, 8th grade morons, stop crapping in my thread.

This coming from the man who just asked a bunch of people on a public internet forum how to measure his girlfriends size
WTFis wrong with that? She wants to order clothes.
 

agnitrate

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: notfred
hey, 8th grade morons, stop crapping in my thread.

This coming from the man who just asked a bunch of people on a public internet forum how to measure his girlfriends size
WTFis wrong with that? She wants to order clothes.

When I go to buy boxers I don't ask how to measure if my d1ck fits in my pants. It's just something you know.

p.s. huge

-silver
 

Rainsford

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Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: notfred
hey, 8th grade morons, stop crapping in my thread.

This coming from the man who just asked a bunch of people on a public internet forum how to measure his girlfriends size
WTFis wrong with that? She wants to order clothes.

I got to ask, hasn't she ever ordered clothes before where she had to know her measurments? I will be the first to admit I would probably need some pictures to do a good job of measuring, but I just assumed most girls sort of knew how to do it. Like some kind of instinct or something.

But then again, if I had to buy a suit, I wouldn't know what my measurments would be. So I guess I can understand.
 

EvilYoda

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Yeesh, don't mind them...it's late on a Sunday, but I'm sure you knew that. Anyway, you've been given the "directions", but her measurements really aren't that hard, the bust would be the hardest part, and it's still not rocket science at that. Are you ordering the clothes together or is it a surprise? Because I find it odd that she doesn't know her own measurements...maybe she's not that concerned with her clothes, I know a few girls that don't know their measurements. I knew my ex's though, made it easy when it came time to buy stuff. And now that you know, you won't forget...those are some very nice measurements on your SO, btw, my ex was almost the same size, only smaller waist larger hips, and was slightly shorter from what I remember of the pictures you posted a while ago.

And now I'm rambling cuz it's late on a Sunday. Good luck buying. :)