How to stop people from bugging you about getting married...

[Scarpozzi]

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

[CurtCold]

LOL that's good. I always just tell them that I'm going to find someone to live with for 7 years, then there won't have to be a wedding....

 

[agnitrate]

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

LOL

That's funny. Ok, here's the answer a la Homer Simpson.

Three simple words: "I.... am..... gay"

I promise it will keep them off your back.

-silver

 

[Kev]

How to stop people from bugging you about getting married...

The S word.

 

[BoberFett]

Tell them you're gay.

 

[Nitemare]

Tell them you are gay and waiting on Timberlake to become available

 

[Stark]

That's good.

Too bad you didn't write it!

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: BoberFett
Tell them you're gay.

Yeah, just be honest with them.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Stark
That's good.

Too bad you didn't write it!

Glad YOU said that, now I don't have to!

(Like "I" write all the joke's "I" post on here)

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Stark
That's good.

Too bad you didn't write it!

Glad YOU said that, now I don't have to!

(Like "I" write all the joke's "I" post on here)

Of course I didn't write it. But if I had typed it third person, it wouldn't have the same affect when you read it. It's all in the delivery.

 

[LukFilm]

Yep, read it in a magazine