How to stop Neffing?

[maxster]

Taking suggestions. I will try the more reasonable ones.


Easy, stop posting!

Anandtech Senior Moderator
Red Dawn

 

[BudAshes]

Buy a chastity belt and give the key to your mom.

 

[clamum]

Post some porn and get banned.

 

[Safeway]

At 3 posts per day, I don't think that you have a problem with neffing.

 

[Ns1]

throw your computer out the window
/yourself
listen to afi and start cutting yourself


that's about it.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Can't stop this thing we started...
:music:

 

[Mr Pickles]

!

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: clamum
Post some porn and get banned.

Yep, then everyone wins.

 

[moshquerade]

not posting something like this:

Originally posted by: maxster
Getting into another accident would relieve you of your fixation with this one.

to a guy who is trying to get over a car accident would be a good start.

 

[Dimmu]

You can never truly quit, only take breaks. You'll come back.... they always come back. [Insert maniacal laughter here.]

 

[maxster]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
not posting something like this:

Originally posted by: maxster
Getting into another accident would relieve you of your fixation with this one.

to a guy who is trying to get over a car accident would be a good start.

Everything I wrote there is technically true.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: maxster

Originally posted by: moshquerade
not posting something like this:

Originally posted by: maxster
Getting into another accident would relieve you of your fixation with this one.

to a guy who is trying to get over a car accident would be a good start.

Everything I wrote there is technically true.

technically you were not helping the situation and your post wasn't needed.
unneeded post = neffing.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

There's always the 'lurk moar, post less' school-of-thought. I had a hundred-odd posts my first year here. Then, shit got frantic and I had a tank full of gas.

 

[maxster]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: maxster

Originally posted by: moshquerade
not posting something like this:

Originally posted by: maxster
Getting into another accident would relieve you of your fixation with this one.

to a guy who is trying to get over a car accident would be a good start.

Everything I wrote there is technically true.

technically you were not helping the situation and your post wasn't needed.
unneeded post = neffing.

Hence my post asking for help.

 

[maxster]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
There's always the 'lurk moar, post less' school-of-thought. I had a hundred-odd posts my first year here. Then, shit got frantic and I had a tank full of gas.

Bah that's even worst than neffing. Lurking takes up more time than posting.

 

[Nitemare]

What is neffing?

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
What is neffing?

To nef is to live.

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
What is neffing?

You must be joking, 7 years here?

/taps sarcasm meter

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: effowe

Originally posted by: Nitemare
What is neffing?

You must be joking, 7 years here?

/taps sarcasm meter

is it like fapping?

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: effowe

Originally posted by: Nitemare
What is neffing?

You must be joking, 7 years here?

/taps sarcasm meter

is it like fapping?

Even better. There's no mess.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: effowe

Originally posted by: Nitemare
What is neffing?

You must be joking, 7 years here?

/taps sarcasm meter

is it like fapping?

Even better. There's no mess.

hawt, who here can teach me how to teh nef?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: effowe

Originally posted by: Nitemare
What is neffing?

You must be joking, 7 years here?

/taps sarcasm meter

is it like fapping?

Even better. There's no mess.

It's really like fapping directly onto the messageboard, the only difference being, you don't clean it up, the mods do. But there's definitely a mess involved.

 

[erikistired]

getting banned usually slows it down a bit.

 

[Eeezee]

This is a neffing post

 

[maxster]

Originally posted by: fisher
getting banned usually slows it down a bit.

Got to keep within the forum rules while posting. Getting myself banned intentionally is obviously wrong, like suiciding. I don't think many people here would support suicide.