How to stop Islamic terrorism

madoka

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Let them know what's really waiting for them in paradise.

http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2016/05/20/exp-72-virgins.cnn/video/playlists/why-they-hate-us/

Despite the long-understood promise of 72 virgins waiting in paradise for jihadi martyrs, a new translation by a Muslim scholar reveals that the actual reward is 72 raisins.

Canadian academic Irshad Manji appeared on CNN with Fareed Zakariah this Sunday. Zakariah was hosting a special called Why They Hate Us which explored hatred of the west in the Muslim world.

Manji maintained that it was dried fruit that would be enjoyed by suicide bombers:

“The word for virgin has been mistranslated. The original word that was used in the Koran was the word for raisin. Martyrs would get raisins in heaven, not virgins.”

She is still kinda hot I guess.

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Howard Stern has said build a bunch of strip clubs where they hang out and send a bunch of hot strippers over. I bet that would work pretty well.
 
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lxskllr

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Reads like an Onion piece. If only it were real, and I could be a fly on the wall when they got their reward :^D
 

madoka

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I'm not sure why 72 raisins would want to make someone a martyr though :)

Some historical context:

Specifically, the Koran says martyrs going to heaven will get “hur,” and the word was taken by early commentators to mean “virgins,” hence those 72 concubines. But in Aramaic, hur actually meant “white” and was commonly used to specifically mean “white grapes.”

The exact number of virgins (or raisins) is not specified in Koran, but the number 72 comes from a quotation of Muhammad recorded in one of the lesser-known Hadith. ("Hadith" is an Arabic word meaning traditions.) After Muhammad's death, several collections of his deeds and sayings were collected to form the Hadith, which is the second most authoritative document is Islam, after the Koran.

The philologist "Christoph Luxenburg", (who always uses a pseudonym for security reasons) notes that grapes would actually make more sense, because the text compares them to crystal and pearls, and because contemporary accounts have paradise abounding with fruit, especially white grapes.