how to stop headboard from banging the wall when i'm tapping it?

[vital]

Any tips besides moving it further away? Don't want a 3 inch gap because it'll look weird.

 

[Printer Bandit]

stop having sex.

 

[Alone]

Secure it to the wall. Or put something between the headboard and wall, such as rubber bungs or something.

 

[her209]

Do it on the floor.

 

[Newbian]

Don't have such rough sex.

 

[ElFenix]

do it transversely rather than longitudinally

 

[brblx]

post about it on an internet forum.

edit: someone get that chart and draw a line through, 'does it move,' 'yes,' 'should it,' and 'no.'

iirc conclusion is secure it. had fourth item been a yes, your headboard would require lubrication.

 

[SparkyJJO]

Stick something in between it and the wall.

... no, not THAT!

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Stop tapping the headboard?

 

[nonameo]

suspend your bed from the ceiling.

 

[Alone]

suspend your bed from the ceiling.

How about a hovering bed?

 

[paulney]

Water bed.

 

[SonicIce]

How about a hovering bed?

i can see that going wrong and crushing you to death

 

[arkcom]

Why are you tapping your headboard?

 

[OVerLoRDI]

How about a hovering bed?

This sounds like a bad plan. Like the article says the magnetic field beneath the bed is massive. Drop something under the bed... oh I guess it is stuck there forever...

I would think using electromagnets would be better

 

[Broheim]

Water bed.

does half the work for you

 

[zinfamous]

Water bed.

illegal in most [leased] residences. (he wouldn't care if it weren't rented, I assume?)


OP: do away with headboard. it neither increases nor decreases pussy quotient.

 

[TridenT]

Secure headboard better, put rubber on the back of the headboard or on the wall, use insulation strips, whatever... there's a thousand different ways to fix the problem.

 

[Blitzvogel]

Why are you tapping your headboard?

:hmm:




:biggrin: Just get some cheap pillows, put them between the headboard and the wall.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

stop having sex.

:thumbsup:
Or remove the headboard. I never understood the point of those things.

 

[AbAbber2k]

People still buy beds with headboards?

 

[her209]

:thumbsup:
Or remove the headboard. I never understood the point of those things.

Its to prevent you from putting your head through the wall.

 

[Eli]

Its to prevent you from putting your head through the wall.

Exactly how does this happen? lol

 

[foghorn67]

Exactly how does this happen? lol

angry sex.

 

[her209]

Exactly how does this happen? lol

Repetitive forceful thrusting action