How to stop flowing Lava

[lupi]

A relatively little amount of 'water' seems to crust it enough to stop it flowing. So now you know.


http://nypost.com/video/heres-what-happens-when-you-pee-on-lava/

 

[lxskllr]

I prefer using a stack of lawyers.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I prefer using a stack of lawyers.

Bundles of lawyers can also be used to stop charging bulls, shrapnel and radiation.

 

[Jeeebus]

I prefer using a stack of lawyers.

as a lawyer, I would gladly pee on lava for you ($375/hr for pee services).

 

[DaveSimmons]

Take away its credit card?

 

[Rubycon]

Send in the clowns...

 

[mikeymikec]

I suppose if one has enough furniture then the lava can be stopped.

 

[foghorn67]

Tons of unpopped popcorn kernels. Tons.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

That guy has one jacked up stream

 

[IronWing]

as a lawyer, I would gladly pee on lava for you ($375/hr for pee services).

We can charge by the hour? Cool, with my prostate I'll make bank. Whiz Kids Solidification Services®, look for us on LinkedIn.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[rh71]

That guy has one jacked up stream

yup definitely not pee - nypost has to check its sources for validity before repeating words.

 

[Yakk]

Stack a mix of politicians and lawyers to fill in the cracks between egos.

 

[IronWing]

The volcano episode is my favorite.

 

[Chaotic42]

We can charge by the hour? Cool, with my prostate I'll make bank. Whiz Kids Solidification Services®, look for us on LinkedIn.

Need lava stopped fast? Urine luck with Whiz Kids!

 

[BoomerD]

Tommy Lee Jones did it with K-rail and a building.