How to start drinking?

[Dr. Zaus]

I am highly stressed and the director of my Ph.D. program suggested that the best option would be to start drinking.

Any suggestions?

update
Drinking wine is too expensive;

There's like 6 servings in a $21 bottle which comes out to about $7 a day for two people... I don't know if health benefits can justify such a 2-grand a year indulgence.

 

[moshquerade]

just a couple of beers to relax you.

 

[sandorski]

Open mouth, pour in liquor, swallow.

 

[Corporate Thug]

smoke herb.

 

[MetalMat]

You are going for your PHD and have never drank?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Open mouth
pour in
Swallow
It's as easy as falling off a log.

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

smoke herb.

more relaxing. Getting drunk can have the opposite effect and just make you more angry

 

[punjabiplaya]

vegas bombs

 

[dank69]

Start with a funnel.

 

[gevorg]

weed is better

 

[moshquerade]

vegas bombs

oh, i like those.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

smoke herb.

Some folks say smoking herb is a crime
If they catch you smokin they're bound to drop the dime

You are going for your PHD and have never drank?

On rare occasion. This is more like life-style choice drinking.

 

[xanis]

Beer, in large quantities.

Failing that, get some decent sipping scotch/bourbon/whiskey.

 

[zanejohnson]

shit grab some 40's of bud ice... start with one if your a lightweight, move on to 2, and you'll be good and lit for a night.. move onto 3 when you become a badass..

after that, your gonna need 1 bottle of 15 dollar vodka (a handle) ((this is a big step, be careful))

 

[zanejohnson]

stay far far away from cheap beer, (cheaper than bud ice) like..say.. natty, or heaven forbid... steel. (that shit can land you at a crime scene)


but really.. the bud ice, bud light, will get you every bit as hammered or more, as the expensive beers, that's mostly compensating for a small penis, or drinking for taste.

if the bud ice is too heavy for you, try michelob ultra, it's basically water. alcoholic water..

 

[K1052]

more relaxing. Getting drunk can have the opposite effect and just make you more angry

hm...negative memory and motivational effects of da herb would probably be counterproductive in this case

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Just get a six pack of whatever. I'd say you start with a light beer and see if you like the taste and move on to something with a little more flavor if you do.

If you want to try liquor maybe try something like patron silver, it's nice and smooth. Or mix some vodka in orange juice until you can barely taste the liquor and that will get you buzzing quick without having to worry about drinking it fast.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

hm...negative memory and motivational effects of da herb would probably be counterproductive in this case

Try exercise, then drinking, then both.

... WTF? good advice from ATOT...

fuck you.

edit:

Ah; you retracted it ;-), I retract my fuck you.

 

[xanis]

stay far far away from cheap beer, (cheaper than bud ice) like..say.. natty, or heaven forbid... steel. (that shit can land you at a crime scene)

Hey, what do you have against Steel Reserve? A good portion of my college time was spent drinking 40s of that stuff. Good times.

 

[MetalMat]

Then I would say whiskey coke

 

[MetalMat]

Hey, what do you have against Steel Reserve? A good portion of my college time was spent drinking 40s of that stuff. Good times.

Oh man that stuff is ruthless

 

[Dr. Zaus]

hm...negative memory and motivational effects of da herb would probably be counterproductive in this case

This is the major problem; I've got 3 hours of free time a day and then sleep... and I need to not be angry (already have fat-asshole temper problems) and pot makes me slow for days, and hungry and I hear voices in my head telling me things...

 

[zanejohnson]

and of course, pot, is a way better choice, but it's just gonna make you lazy/or your gonna get caught.... alcohol is the choice of the accomplished businesman.. pot's for people in college/trying to get by.

not hating on pot.. just saying there's a time and a place.. and it's not, when your a young professional, and trying to succeed.. peers hate it, the law hates it.. just doesnt make sense.

 

[Corporate Thug]

Some folks say smoking herb is a crime
If they catch you smokin they're bound to drop the dime

Speeding is a crime too but people do it all the time. Also, is Los Angeles, both possession of herb (under an ounce) and speeding are infractions (but the financial penalty for speeding is far greater). Kinda funny huh?

 

[K1052]

... WTF? good advice from ATOT...

fuck you.

edit:

Ah; you retracted it ;-), I retract my fuck you.

I saw your sig