How to spot aethists and report them to the FBI

[sMiLeYz]

You'll be interested in seeing this...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0503/atheists.html

Both Pastors have risked infection and death to speak at countless Atheist conventions. Pastor Hardwick recently remarked as a guest on "The No Spin Zone:" "As long as there's twenty-four hour room service and they pick up my first class airfare, I'll give my 18.4 minute inspirational presentation to Lucifer himself! Besides, a relaxing walk through the parking lot outside an Atheist convention can harvest hundreds of car tag numbers for the FBI's computers. And with Mr. Ashcroft paying a dollar a tip, that can add up to a complimentary tour of the hotel gift shop, my friend."

 

[Drift3r]

This is a joke right ? I mean come on this is some gag website or something ?

 

[Insane3D]

"I've got to tell you," says Pastor Deacon Fred, "that from what I've seen in the last few years, there are roughly 300 active Atheists living in the United States. I know that sounds like a lot of godless nuts, but I'm not exaggerating just to get your attention. Atheism is becoming a very serious epidemic because our projections show that within a mere eight years, our country will no longer have prison space to hold all of them.

:Q:Q

 

[B00ne]

That is one funny website. But I am not entirely convinced the humor is intended, or maybe my sarcasm meter is broken

 

[Insane3D]

Accept Christ and we'll throw in a free phone!

:Q

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Drift3r
This is a joke right ? I mean come on this is some gag website or something ?

Yes it is, but it's not far from what some people believe.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Drift3r
This is a joke right ? I mean come on this is some gag website or something ?

 

[Nitemare]

Lol, funny site..have not been there in awhile.

Shouldn't religious people be rounded up and turned over to the FBI? It seems like religious people are to blame for most of the world's suffering

 

[CaptnKirk]

It's a 'Sister' web-sit to WHITEHOUSE.ORG

There's a link on one of the pages that takes you from one to the other.
Both are sarcastic parodies (funny though)

Check around on the ARCHIEVES of the Babtist one for the Taliban Calander Girl

SPECIOUS REPORT gets some funny stuff too.

 

[Alistar7]

Originally posted by: Insane3D

"I've got to tell you," says Pastor Deacon Fred, "that from what I've seen in the last few years, there are roughly 300 active Atheists living in the United States. I know that sounds like a lot of godless nuts, but I'm not exaggerating just to get your attention. Atheism is becoming a very serious epidemic because our projections show that within a mere eight years, our country will no longer have prison space to hold all of them.

:Q:Q

we all know its the religous nuts that cause the problems, put them in prison........

 

[BOBDN]

Originally posted by: Alistar7

Originally posted by: Insane3D

"I've got to tell you," says Pastor Deacon Fred, "that from what I've seen in the last few years, there are roughly 300 active Atheists living in the United States. I know that sounds like a lot of godless nuts, but I'm not exaggerating just to get your attention. Atheism is becoming a very serious epidemic because our projections show that within a mere eight years, our country will no longer have prison space to hold all of them.

:Q:Q

we all know its the religous nuts that cause the problems, put them in prison........

I have another tip to add to the five how to spot an atheist tips. You can also spot an atheist with your NOSE!

Not only can you spot an atheist with your eyes but your nose can tell you when you are in the company of the ungodly.
The pungent aroma of the strange exotic repulsive foods they feed on clings to them like the sinful aura that oozes from their very pores.

Report any unmistakable axis of evil fragrance immediately to your local chapter of the FBI or send over a sample of the offending substance to AG Ashcroft for further testing.

After all, freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom from religion. Let's get these sulfur eating surrender monkeys and show them the same mercy we showed those abortion doctors.

If it's done in God's name it must be right.

 

[ConclamoLudus]

I don't know what is worse self-righteous religious zealots, or the self-righteous athiest zealots. I wonder who has more blind conviction. I like to picture them both as a two-headed monkey beating eachother over their respective heads with blindfolds on.

 

[Alistar7]

Originally posted by: BOBDN

Originally posted by: Alistar7

Originally posted by: Insane3D

"I've got to tell you," says Pastor Deacon Fred, "that from what I've seen in the last few years, there are roughly 300 active Atheists living in the United States. I know that sounds like a lot of godless nuts, but I'm not exaggerating just to get your attention. Atheism is becoming a very serious epidemic because our projections show that within a mere eight years, our country will no longer have prison space to hold all of them.

:Q:Q

we all know its the religous nuts that cause the problems, put them in prison........

I have another tip to add to the five how to spot an atheist tips. You can also spot an atheist with your NOSE!

Not only can you spot an atheist with your eyes but your nose can tell you when you are in the company of the ungodly.
The pungent aroma of the strange exotic repulsive foods they feed on clings to them like the sinful aura that oozes from their very pores.

Report any unmistakable axis of evil fragrance immediately to your local chapter of the FBI or send over a sample of the offending substance to AG Ashcroft for further testing.

After all, freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom from religion. Let's get these sulfur eating surrender monkeys and show them the same mercy we showed those abortion doctors.

If it's done in God's name it must be right.

we will provide the grand design, of what is yours and what is mine, 'cause there is no new frontier, we have to make it here, we satisfy our endless needs, and justify our bloody deeds, in the name of destiny, and in the name of God...........

 

[Alistar7]

Originally posted by: ConclamoLudus
I don't know what is worse self-righteous religious zealots, or the self-righteous athiest zealots. I wonder who has more blind conviction. I like to picture them both as a two-headed monkey beating eachother over their respective heads with blindfolds on.

and what is the atheist blind to? Are you suggesting there is actual real scientifically measurable evidence he is merely ignoring?

 

[ConclamoLudus]

Originally posted by: Alistar7

Originally posted by: ConclamoLudus
I don't know what is worse self-righteous religious zealots, or the self-righteous athiest zealots. I wonder who has more blind conviction. I like to picture them both as a two-headed monkey beating eachother over their respective heads with blindfolds on.

and what is the atheist blind to? Are you suggesting there is actual real scientifically measurable evidence he is merely ignoring?

I'm speaking of self-righteous athiest zealots, not your general athiests/agnostics of which I would subscribe to. I'm speaking of the athiests that view people who have a religion as ignorant retards scouring the earth of open-minded people. I have the same disdain for religious zealots who think athiests are elitist libertines scouring the earth of purity. I'm just not a fan of extremism in any aspect.

 

[Alistar7]

i mostly just get a laugh out of the religous ones, the more extreme the better, ever talk to a "young earth" advocate? what a hoot......

 

[BOBDN]

Originally posted by: Alistar7
i mostly just get a laugh out of the religous ones, the more extreme the better, ever talk to a "young earth" advocate? what a hoot......

I have never talked to a young earth advocate. I've never heard of young earth.

Please give us a quick rundown.

 

[Alistar7]

google.... "young earth"