How to Spot a Masturbator

[TwiceOver]

Failing to attract men with tight black clothes, TV star "Snooki" (left) often turns to oversized sexual aids which give her that boated (sic), orange look.

This has to be a spoof site. That is some of the funniest shit I have read on the internet in a LONG time.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Dick Dawkins? Its obvious he has no moral compass and is probably a pedo.

Admit it. You're a regular reader of christwire.org aren't you?

 

[SandEagle]

Dick Dawkins? Its obvious he has no moral compass and is probably a pedo.

u spot a pedophile by looking for that pedosmile

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

 

[Jeff7]

you do forget the insanely religious folk who DO follow this bullshit, so steeped into the belief that these things are absolutely terrible sins.

Yes, I too am shocked to recognize these people actually exist. It's downright frightening and disturbing.

And of course, there's the whole issue of these people believing that we were divinely created. In that is a major design flaw: Apparently our brains can't tell the difference between a mate's genitals and your own hand.

 

[gaidensensei]

Hrm if you do a search on christwire.org, seems to be known satire site. Foiled!

 

[SphinxnihpS]

LMFAO

That site is an obvious spoof, but what makes it fun is that there are really people like that.

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[FelixDeCat]

All kidding aside, excessive mastrubation is bad for you. Everyone knows this.

 

[Jeff7]

All kidding aside, excessive mastrubation is bad for you. Everyone knows this.

Fortunately, "excessive" is a very subjective term.

 

[destrekor]

Fortunately, "excessive" is a very subjective term.

:awe:

 

[SphinxnihpS]

All kidding aside, excessive mastrubation is bad for you. Everyone knows this.

What can you do, rub the skin of your cock and bleed to death?

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Double Bonus!

 

[Genx87]

This has to be a spoof site lmao

 

[Bill Brasky]

"One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.”

Bwahahahahahhahah.

I love the satire at that site. Reminds me of the onion.
http://christwire.org/2009/08/courageous-kansas-state-student-gives-up-masturbating-for-jesus/

 

[Gibson486]

this guy is one....

http://30moons.com/images/ChrisVarious.jpg

 

[FelixDeCat]

What can you do, rub the skin of your cock and bleed to death?

Naw, just make it crooked.

 

[leeland]

marked

 

[looseratlife]

wow..
ok that has to be a joke site. it can't be real!

Duhhh !!

 

[ch33zw1z]

marked

 

[waggy]

Duhhh !!

you really never know when it comes to stuff like this..

 

[zebano]

The word you want is "regardless."

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Naw, just make it crooked.

So where's the downside?

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Watch out for the creepy guy in a trench coat with a pedophile beard.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gERv77728UY

KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.

One of my favorite parts of Fear and Loathing :thumbsup:

 

[Chryso]

Is that Trident on the right?