How to say, "Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!" in 108 different languages

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Afrikaans: O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
Ape: Kree-gur! arad zor wo b'yat
Arabic: Ya Allah! Be fass bi rassi!
Aragonese: Ai ridiós! Tiengo una estral en o tozuelo.
Assyrian: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
Babylonian: iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
Bahasan: O mie Adonae, estil un acso en mie capito ho!
Baselang: Won suripiria nemia voci 'wonden divin'. Un chafergarbar i conboro wonden siras posi.
Basque: Jaungoikoa! Badut aizkor bat buruan!
Belarusian: Bozha moj, ja maju siakeru w halavie
Bengali: Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
Bosnian: Boze moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
Breton: Ma Doue! Bez' ez eus ur vouc'hal e va fenn.
Bulgarian: Bozhe moi, niakoi mi e zabil bradva v glavata!
Cantonese
Catalan: Déu meu! Tinc una destral al cap.
Celtic: Mo Dhia! Ta' tua sa mo cheann.
Cree (Dialect N): Aah n'kiseemantoom, Ciikahikan asteew nistikwaanihk.
Czech: Pane boze! Mam sekeru v hlave!
Danish: Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
Dutch: O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
Egyptian, Ancient (Middle Kingdom)
Elet Anta1: Ha inyano! Oan kascac inye cufanvay!
Emoticon1: k:-O
English, Old1: Wa min God! Se æx on min heafod is!
Esperanto: Mia Dio! Hakilo estas en mia kapo!
Estonian: Oh mu Jumal, mul on kirves peas
Faroese: Á Gud! Ta er ein øks í høvdinum hjá mær!
Farsi: Oh! Khodayeh Man! Yek Tabar tooyeh saram rafteh!
Finnish: Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tête.
German: O mein Gott! Es gibt ein axt im meine kopf.
German (Carinthian dialect): Um Goddes wuell, do is a hackale im meim schaedahle.
German (Styrian dialect): Jessas, i hab a hockn im schaedel.
German (Upper Austrian dialect): Hümmi, Orsch und Zwirn! Do steckt a Hocka in meina Birn.
German (Vorarlbergerisch; West Austrian dialect): Hargoläss, do ischt an agscht i minoem griand!
Goa'uld: Yo me Weiafei! Te monba im tap-ei.
Greek, Ancient: O Thee! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
Greek, Modern: The'Mou! Eho ena tsekouri sto kefali mou!
Gujarati: Aare Bhaghwan! Mara matha ma ek kuladi chhe.
Gullah: Me Gawd! Dey en' ax een me haid!
Hausan: Kai! Ina da bambaro ciken kaina!
Hebrew: Oh Ellohim, yesh li garzen ba-rosh sheh-li!
Hindi: Hay Bhagwaan! Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.
Hungarian: Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!
Icelandic: Gud minn godur! Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
Ilythiiri (Drow): Ussta Quarval-sharess! Gaer zhah velve wun ussta karliik!
Indonesian: Ya Allah, dikepalaku ada kapak.
Inuktitut (Greenlandic): Åh gootinga! Niaquniipuq ulimaat.
Irish, Modern: Ó mo Dhia! Tá tua i mo cheann!
Irish, Old: A mo dé! Táthum túag im chenn-sa.
Italian: Dio mio! C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
Italian (Trieste dialect): Co dio! xe na mannera nella mia testa
Japanese: ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.
Klingon: toH, HIvqa' Qun'a'wIj! nachwIjDaq 'obmaQ tu'lu'!
Korean: aigo, OtchOna! nae daegarie tokkiga pakhyO inne!
Kyrgyz: Oh Kuday! Bashimda balta bar!
Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
Latvian: Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!
Lithuanian: Dieve mano, turiu kirvi galvoje!
Malayalam: Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.
Maltese: Alla tieghi, ghandi mannara f'rasi. Alla tieghi, hemm mannara gewwa rasi.
Mandarin: Wode tian a! You yi ba futou cha zai wode naodai li!
Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
Marathi: Aray Devaa! Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.
Norse, Ancient: Haurheghaud, ijh hehe einght aghsethe hjij haafhohuhede!
Norwegian (Bokmål dialect; "Book Tongue"): Herre Gud, jeg har fått en øks i hodet. Herregud! Jeg har en øks i hodet.
Norwegian, New (Nynorsk dialect): Herregud! Eg har ein øks i hovudet.Herre Gud, eg har fått ei øks i hovudet mitt.
Polish: O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
Portuguese: Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
Quenya: A Ilúvatarinya! En ná pelecco cárinyesse. O Erunya! En ná i pelecco mi nya cár.
Romanian: Dumnezeule! Este un topor in capul meu!
Russian: Gospodi! Topor u moye golovye! Bozhe moy, u meenya tapor v golove!
Sámi: Vuoi Ipmilahcci! Mus han leat aksu oaivvis
Sanskrit: He mama deva! Asti mama murdhni parasuh!
Serbo-Croatian: Boje moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
Scots Gaelic: Och, mo Dhia, 's e tuagh a tha sa' mo cheann.
Sinhala: Ane Deviyane! Mage oluwe porawak thiyanawa
Slovak: Pane boze! Mam sekeru v hlave!
Slovenian: Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.
Spanish: ¡Dios mio! ¡Hay un hacha en mi cabeza!
Srana (Surinamese): Tjé mi gado! Mi ab' wang aksi na ini mi édé!
Swahili: Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!
Swedish: Oh, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
Tagalog: Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
Tamil: Ada kadavule! En thalaiyil oru kodali irrukku!
Telegu: Ore devudo! Naa thala lo goddali undhi
Turkish: Aman Tanrim; Kafama saplanmis bir balta var.
Ukranian: Bozhe mij, ja maju sokyru v holovi
Urdu: Au Mere Allah Mere Sur Me Kulahri Hai
Vietnamese (North Dialect): Oi gioi oi! Cai bu'a no bo vao dau toi!
Vietnamese (Central Dialect): Oi troi phat oi! Cai rua chem vo dau tui!
Vietnamese (South Dialect): Chu'a toi oi! Cai rua chat be dau tao!
Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
Volapük: O God obik! Binon lecüd in kap obik.
Wallon (Belgian dialectical French? phonetic): Nom dé dju, y a èn hache din m' tièt
Welsh: A Dduw! Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!
Yiddish: gotenyu! s'iz do a hak in kop!
Zau Ta-folin (Sauron's Black Speech of Mordor): Afar Lugbúrz! at sapat kok-ishi. Afar vadokanuk, At sapat kok-ishi!
Zulu53: Awu nkosi yami kunembhazo ekh

 

[GasX]

was this some sort of wierdo extra credit project?

 

[silverpig]

OMG!!! I was just looking for this!!! This will come in handy in life.

 

[KingNothing]

Is there any way I can prove the Japanese version? The other day this friend of mine said "so des ka" to me in an IM conversation, and she says it means "I see" in Japanese. Babelfish doesn't translate that or the phrase in here though.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Is there any way I can prove the Japanese version? The other day this friend of mine said "so des ka" to me in an IM conversation, and she says it means "I see" in Japanese. Babelfish doesn't translate that or the phrase in here though.

so des ka does mean "I see.."

 

[TallBill]

i was just looking for this! thanks!

 

[deftron]

Afrikaans: O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!


Sounds like some weird English dialect like Pikey

 

[Howard]

What about Elvish? And Mordorese?

 

[SOSTrooper]

Those dont seem to be great pickup lines....

 

[raptor13]

Originally posted by: Howard
What about Elvish? And Mordorese?

What about Geek?

 

[ufs]

great... next time i have an axe in my head i'll say it in 108 different laguages.

 

[brxndxn]

Klingon: toH, HIvqa' Qun'a'wIj! nachwIjDaq 'obmaQ tu'lu'!


LOL

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: raptor13

Originally posted by: Howard
What about Elvish? And Mordorese?

What about Geek?

[Run]

If axe in head = true then die
If axe in head /= then live

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And there you go.

 

[Crimzon]

Haha.

 

[Keego]

Human: Il y a une hache dans ma tête.
G. Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

 

[ElFenix]

Quenya: A Ilúvatarinya! En ná pelecco cárinyesse. O Erunya! En ná i pelecco mi nya cár.

quenya > all

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Keego
Human: Il y a une hache dans ma tête.
G. Bot: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

OMFG! that was hysterical!

 

[SnapIT]

Vietnamese (Central Dialect): Oi troi phat oi! Cai rua chem vo dau tui!

:Q

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: deftron
Afrikaans: O God! Daar's 'n byl in my kop!


Sounds like some weird English dialect like Pikey

Afrikaans is a mix of Dutch and English.

Edit: 17th/18th century Dutch and English that is.