How to really irritate your wife in 6 easy steps

[Sluggo]

1) Walk in during the middle of 24

2) Ask," Who is that guy in the suit?"

3) Ask, "Why are they on a plane?"

4) Ask, " Why does that one girl not like the other girl?"

5) Ask, "Who is this Jack guy they refer to all the time?"

At this point your wife will tell you in a stern voice to either go play on the computer, or plan on losing a testicle.

6) Say, "So you are giving me permission to go play on the computer instead of our usual 'quality time' ?"

Run for the safe haven of the computer room before she can find a sharp knife.

 

[tm37]

Yeah I do that during her shows all the time

 

[Jhill]

I have 1 step to irriate my wife.

1. wake up.

 

[isasir]

Hmm... I'm actually gonna have to side with the mrs. on this one. NO ONE can interrupt me while I'm watching 24 either.

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: Jhill
I have 1 step to irriate my wife.

1. wake up.

Haha, me too It's a two way street, though. If only I cared, though...

At this point your wife will tell you in a stern voice to either go play on the computer

Yeah, I wish...

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Jhill
I have 1 step to irriate my wife.

1. wake up.

Bummer.

But at least it easy to do.

 

[MacGaven]

6 Steps?

Pfffffghh...

1. Walk into the room. Say "Why are you eating my sandwich? You're just gonna get fatter."

BOOM. Hook, Line, and Sinker.

 

[StageLeft]

LOL @ #6

 

[boi]

Originally posted by: MacGaven
6 Steps?

Pfffffghh...

1. Walk into the room. Say "Why are you eating my sandwich? You're just gonna get fatter."

BOOM. Hook, Line, and Sinker.

=0 I'm going to use that one day:beer:

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: MacGaven
6 Steps?

Pfffffghh...

1. Walk into the room. Say "Why are you eating my sandwich? You're just gonna get fatter."

BOOM. Hook, Line, and Sinker.

thats just plain old death man. instadeath.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: MacGaven
6 Steps?

Pfffffghh...

1. Walk into the room. Say "Why are you eating my sandwich? You're just gonna get fatter."

BOOM. Hook, Line, and Sinker.

I said irritate her, not send her into a murderous rage.

 

[PunDogg]

Run for the safe haven of the computer room before she can find a sharp knife.

STAY AWAY FROM THE COMP, she will cut the wires!!!! Anyway your supposed to keep it(the comp) secerat keep it safe thats the first thing.

Dogg

 

[MichaelD]

7. "Damn honey, you were able to button those jeans last week, right? What'd you gain, another 10 pounds or something?"

8. "No, I'd rather leave the lights off, tonight. Why? It's just better for me that way."

9. "Ralph and Pete are coming over...can you leave? For like, 5 hours or so?"

10. "I'm done. And I'm hungry now. Sandwich time, please. Why are you still here?"

 

[RalphKramden]

ONE step.
I like your best friend. She's fscking hot!

 

[vi edit]

11. Tell her that trading spaces and while you were out suck.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: RalphKramden
ONE step.
I like your best friend. She's fscking hot!

Addendum:

"Damn...I wish I'd married your sister; she's aged way better than you have...."

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: RalphKramden
ONE step.
I like your best friend. She's fscking hot!

Addendum:

"Damn...I wish I'd married your sister; she's aged way better than you have...."

That's not annoy...that's borderline castration with a coke bottle.

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
11. Tell her that trading spaces and while you were out suck.

tell everybody that trading spaces and while you were out suck.

 

[RalphKramden]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: RalphKramden
ONE step.
I like your best friend. She's fscking hot!

Addendum:

"Damn...I wish I'd married your sister; she's aged way better than you have...."

That's not annoy...that's borderline castration with a coke bottle.

Yea really. Michael is taking it overboard. Always remember these scary words.

LORENA BOBBIT