How to pee with morning wood

[UncleWai]

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

10/10 will post again

Your peeing acrobatics, er... habits, should remain yours.

Moderator allisolm

 

[Riceninja]

legendary thread

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Riceninja
legendary thread

fixed

 

[Newbian]

Where is the one for peeing after having sex?

 

[jpeyton]

on the wall

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
on the wall

I prefer to wrap myself in the shower curtain and do it in the tub...

 

[manlymatt83]

hs

 

[Fayd]

my patented method is halfway between the plank and the strong-arm.

for this very reason, when i finally get a home of my own, first change to it is gonna be a urinal in the master bathroom.

 

[bdude]

What if you're fat?

 

[xcript]

:laugh: Nice.

 

[Eeezee]

The other link is a guide for building your own erectile sundial. You know, so you can tell time using your erection (or a friend's)

The morning wood diagrams are hilarious though. When I own a house of my own, the first thing I'm adding is a trapeze in the bathroom

 

[LS8]

Shower...

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: LS8
Shower...

this

 

[mjrpes3]

Where's the fountain option?

 

[0roo0roo]

:thumbsup:

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Where is the one for peeing after having sex?

wouldnt really be needed here.

 

[moshquerade]

although i love looking at drawings of naked men with huge stiff schlongs doing acrobatics around the toilet in the morning, i'd say you should label that nsfw.