How to Pay the Perfect Compliment

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Amused

Amused

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A women, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I look horrible, I think I look fat and ugly. Why don't you pay me a compliment?"

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's fscking perfect".
 
dullard

dullard

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I think I'm noticing a trend in your jokes, Amused. I like this one, but it pales in comparison to your wrinked wife joke. Which, by the way, was a hit when I told it to others.
 
Amused

Amused

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Originally posted by: dullard
I think I'm noticing a trend in your jokes, Amused. I like this one, but it pales in comparison to your wrinked wife joke. Which, by the way, was a hit when I told it to others.
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I have old friends. :p
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Amused
A women, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I look horrible, I think I look fat and ugly. Why don't you pay me a compliment?"

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's fscking perfect".
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Did they find his body yet? :p
 
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zanieladie

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Amused
A women, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I look horrible, I think I look fat and ugly. Why don't you pay me a compliment?"

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's fscking perfect".
Click to expand...

Did they find his body yet? :p
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ROFL! Best comeback line...FTW! :)
 
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