How to ?pallin around with your friendly neighborhood terrorist? guide

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Lifer
Feb 1, 2008
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We all know the story

It occurred to me, exactly how does the ?pallin around with terrorist? thing work?
How do you find you local terrorist? Ebay, Craigslist? Online dating service? News paper want personal ad?s?
And after you find your local terrorist and you decide to ?pallin around? together,
who drives?
Do you take your car or theirs?
Do you split 50/50 on the cost of gas?
And if you are out ?pallin around?, and decide to grab a burger or taco, who decides? Wendy?s, McDonalds, In and Out Burger, Taco Bell?
Who gets to pick?
Say you want to see a movie. You want to see an action flick and the terrorist wants comedy, who decides.
A coin toss?
Do you exchange Christmas cards?
Funny humor emails?
Online porn sites?

Someone needs to draw up a guild on ?Pallin around with terrorist? etiquette.
According to Palin, there must be a lot of lonely terrorist looking for friends.
Maybe we can help these new friendships along, like in a Brokeback way?