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How to NEVER get laid again!! (Brought to you by Brutuskend)

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Lifer
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, David and his wife listened to the instructor declare,

"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

David leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?
 
Originally posted by: iloveme2
Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
flower =! flour
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how was he to know. the instructor didn't spell out f-l-o-w-e-r.
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I hope you are not planning on getting laid any time soon.

Nice Brutuskend!
 
hehe, i dont see anything wrong with that. except that the woman is out of the kitchen! what's up with that! :disgust: 😉
 
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