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How to make profit from your friends.

Ricemarine

Ricemarine

Lifer
2 ways really. It really sucks for my sister, cause this is her experience from going to her friends' weddings and birthday parties. (no pics for you ATOT!) :laugh:

Part 1, The birthday party
1. Charge $10 for food
2. Invite 44 people, and originally say 42 went
3. Rent out an area in McDonalds
4. Give each person dino nuggets + 2 items from the $1 McDonalds Value Menu
5. Complain people were pigging out on the food.
7. Take all the presents
8. PROFIT!!! $$$

Part 2, The Wedding
1. Invite over 100 people.
2. Rent out a small chapel.
3. Give them a small piece of cake that you'd buy from Costco.
4. Give them 2 hershey kisses.
5. Say you were distressed about the whole wedding planning.
6. Repeat process in other cities.
7. Keep all the presents or Ebay them
8. UBER PROFIT!!!


:laugh::laugh:
 
Your the kind of guy that takes pennies from the wishing well and fountains too arent you? .....sigh
 
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: Baked
Broken glass up your ass, asshole.
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Its funny how no one reads the first line of the post :laugh:
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I like how people jump to conclusions without reading anything. Oh well, we can see how lazy these people are (I hope) or just dumb.
 
What kind of people would show up Micky Ds for a birthday party?!

You better off charging $10 and throw a house party with couple bottles of cheap vodka and get them drunk.
 
If you do are really willing to do all this, you might as well just get them all drunk and pickpocket them.
 
Originally posted by: outerheaven
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: Baked
Broken glass up your ass, asshole.
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Its funny how no one reads the first line of the post :laugh:
Click to expand...

I like how people jump to conclusions without reading anything. Oh well, we can see how lazy these people are (I hope) or just dumb.
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The OP doesn't have a sister. The sister mentioned in the first line is the OP. Don't believe everything you read.
 
Weddings and such are definite ways to profit. Who cares? Everyone knows that most weddings make money rather than lose it. In fact older wedding traditions ask the guests to give money gifts. It is a celebration of a friends momentous occassion, why not give them money?
 
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: outerheaven
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: Baked
Broken glass up your ass, asshole.
Click to expand...

Its funny how no one reads the first line of the post :laugh:
Click to expand...

I like how people jump to conclusions without reading anything. Oh well, we can see how lazy these people are (I hope) or just dumb.
Click to expand...

The OP doesn't have a sister. The sister mentioned in the first line is the OP. Don't believe everything you read.
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You just want me to whip out a picture of her huh? :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: outerheaven
Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Originally posted by: Baked
Broken glass up your ass, asshole.
Click to expand...

Its funny how no one reads the first line of the post :laugh:
Click to expand...

I like how people jump to conclusions without reading anything. Oh well, we can see how lazy these people are (I hope) or just dumb.
Click to expand...

The OP doesn't have a sister. The sister mentioned in the first line is the OP. Don't believe everything you read.
Click to expand...

You just want me to whip out a picture of her huh? :laugh:
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'Cmon, you know you want to. What more do I have to do to get them pics?
 
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