How to make profit from your friends.

[Ricemarine]

2 ways really. It really sucks for my sister, cause this is her experience from going to her friends' weddings and birthday parties. (no pics for you ATOT!) :laugh:

Part 1, The birthday party
1. Charge $10 for food
2. Invite 44 people, and originally say 42 went
3. Rent out an area in McDonalds
4. Give each person dino nuggets + 2 items from the $1 McDonalds Value Menu
5. Complain people were pigging out on the food.
7. Take all the presents
8. PROFIT!!! $$$

Part 2, The Wedding
1. Invite over 100 people.
2. Rent out a small chapel.
3. Give them a small piece of cake that you'd buy from Costco.
4. Give them 2 hershey kisses.
5. Say you were distressed about the whole wedding planning.
6. Repeat process in other cities.
7. Keep all the presents or Ebay them
8. UBER PROFIT!!!


:laugh::laugh:

 

[KLin]

too much effort for such little profit.

 

[compnovice]

Enrolling them in a pyramid scheme would be less sinful...

 

[chambersc]

No way either of these two situations happen.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: chambersc
No way either of these two situations happen.

They did.
That's why my sister is venting about how cheap her friends are. :laugh:

 

[intogamer]

dude wtf? thats gayass...

 

[T9D]

Your the kind of guy that takes pennies from the wishing well and fountains too arent you? .....sigh

 

[Baked]

Broken glass up your ass, asshole.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Baked
Broken glass up your ass, asshole.

Its funny how no one reads the first line of the post :laugh:

 

[outerheaven]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: Baked
Broken glass up your ass, asshole.

Its funny how no one reads the first line of the post :laugh:

I like how people jump to conclusions without reading anything. Oh well, we can see how lazy these people are (I hope) or just dumb.

 

[dxkj]

If you have hundreds of friends in multiple cities, maybe you dont need to manipulate them for money?

 

[Al Neri]

um

 

[Rudee]

When you invite people to birthday parties you don't charge them for food.

 

[Barfo]

lol, why does your sister have such cheap "friends" anyway?

 

[iversonyin]

What kind of people would show up Micky Ds for a birthday party?!

You better off charging $10 and throw a house party with couple bottles of cheap vodka and get them drunk.

 

[Xyo II]

If you do are really willing to do all this, you might as well just get them all drunk and pickpocket them.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Don Rodriguez
um

Loss for words eh? :laugh:

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: outerheaven

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: Baked
Broken glass up your ass, asshole.

Its funny how no one reads the first line of the post :laugh:

I like how people jump to conclusions without reading anything. Oh well, we can see how lazy these people are (I hope) or just dumb.

The OP doesn't have a sister. The sister mentioned in the first line is the OP. Don't believe everything you read.

 

[lightpants]

Pics?

 

[FoBoT]

just rob a bank and get caught



soon

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Baked
Broken glass up your ass, asshole.

*shifts uncomfortably in chair*

ouch.

 

[DaShen]

Weddings and such are definite ways to profit. Who cares? Everyone knows that most weddings make money rather than lose it. In fact older wedding traditions ask the guests to give money gifts. It is a celebration of a friends momentous occassion, why not give them money?

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: outerheaven

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: Baked
Broken glass up your ass, asshole.

Its funny how no one reads the first line of the post :laugh:

I like how people jump to conclusions without reading anything. Oh well, we can see how lazy these people are (I hope) or just dumb.

The OP doesn't have a sister. The sister mentioned in the first line is the OP. Don't believe everything you read.

You just want me to whip out a picture of her huh? :laugh:

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: outerheaven

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: Baked
Broken glass up your ass, asshole.

Its funny how no one reads the first line of the post :laugh:

I like how people jump to conclusions without reading anything. Oh well, we can see how lazy these people are (I hope) or just dumb.

The OP doesn't have a sister. The sister mentioned in the first line is the OP. Don't believe everything you read.

You just want me to whip out a picture of her huh? :laugh:

'Cmon, you know you want to. What more do I have to do to get them pics?

 

[Leejai]

I'm just glad I'm not your friend