How to lose weight in four easy steps

[Carson Dyle]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

1) stop
2) over
3) eat
4) ing

 

[IronWing]

Seven minutes? Too long, rather be fat.

 

[cbrunny]

best of the month... in february. Old news brah.

 

[Thebobo]

Lol that was great.

 

[Cappuccino]

Easy. Eat + Vomit after = profit.

 

[Matthiasa]

Hmm L&R might be more appropriate than health and fitness for that one...

 

[MrSquished]

Ha that was awesome. The opera song bit was hilarious.

 

[IronWing]

Okay, I watched it. I liked it.

 

[pete6032]

Pete's special formula - how to lose weight in one easy step.

1. Eat fewer calories than you burn.

 

[Red Squirrel]

That was great.

I lost a bunch of weight at the start of the month myself. I shaved my beard.

 

[Ancalagon44]

I preferred the original blog post, but its still good. Seen it before.

 

[thraashman]

I preferred the original blog post, but its still good. Seen it before.

I think I originally saw it as a Reddit post myself.

Edit: looks like it originated on tumblr, so maybe I saw it there.

 

[dullard]

Pete's special formula - how to lose weight in one easy step.

1. Eat fewer calories than you burn.

Close, but there is an even easier and actually scientifically correct method:
1. Eat less mass than you output.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Close, but there is an even easier and actually scientifically correct method:
1. Eat less mass than you output.

True. But since most of the "output" is exhalation, I'm not sure that's a helpful axiom for anybody who doesn't have the Krebs cycle on a mug.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

True. But since most of the "output" is exhalation, I'm not sure that's a helpful axiom for anybody who doesn't have the Krebs cycle on a mug.

Oh crap, I was kidding but that's a thing.

https://cognitive-surplus.com/products/krebs-cycle-mug

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Lulz "Remember you're a piece of shit."

Took me a minute to place him as Putin on SNL.