How to lose a "friend"

[jcambece]

Listening to Dane cook and the piece with the friend everyone loves to hate came on?I find that to be wicked funny. I have a friend like that, well he isn?t a friend he is just a kid who is always around my group of friend. How do we make him leave? He is one of my friend?s old friends, but my friends find me to be far more fun than him and less annoying? we ditch him as much as possible and somehow he finds us?HELP!!!

Cambece

 

[Unheard]

Shoot him, problem solved.

 

[pontifex]

doesn't sound like a friend to me.

 

[cirrhosis]

Op is a terrible "friend".

 

[dullard]

Option 1) Don't do anything, be miserable for the rest of eternity. He keeps thinking he is your friend. So he bothers you forever. He also is always unhappy because you keep ditching him. In the end, neither you nor him ever has fun out with friends again in your lives.

Option 2) Tell him. He is hurt, but moves on to newer friends. You both live long happy lives.

I vote for option 1 since it must somehow be less painful.

 

[Specop 007]

Oh to have the "problems" of a high schooler again.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
Oh to have the "problems" of a high schooler again.

lol no sh!t... who says "my friends find me to be far more fun than him and less annoying" ?????

 

[pclstyle]

are you 12?

 

[loic2003]

Fix it so that he wins prom queen, then dump pig's blood on him when he's being crowned. Watch out for telekenisis action though.

 

[ahurtt]

Have you tried accepting him and getting to know him better? Maybe then he would seem less strange and annoying. Personally I feel sorry for him if he is trying to identify with somebody who is as much of a stuck-up ass as you sound like you are. Maybe you are right, he'd probably be better off without "friends" like you. Some of the nicest and best people I know today, I didn't necessarily like or get along with right off the bat. But sometimes if you can get past peoples little quirks and things that mildly annoy you, and just try not to be so annoyed, you find that you get used to them and you can make some really good friends. It's called tolerance and acceptance. And it will get you much further in life than hatred and ostracizing people. I mean honestly, what makes you so fvcking special? You would probably be just as annoying to me as this kid is to you. . .Who are you tell this kid he isn't good enough for you and your little clique?

Except illegal immigrants. . .they should go home and come back when they get in legally

 

[cirrhosis]

Originally posted by: ahurtt
Have you tried accepting him and getting to know him better? Maybe then he would seem less strange and annoying. Personally I feel sorry for him if he is trying to identify with somebody who is as much of a stuck-up ass as you sound like you are. Maybe you are right, he'd probably be better off without "friends" like you. Some of the nicest and best people I know today, I didn't necessarily like or get along with right off the bat. But sometimes if you can get past peoples little quirks and things that mildly annoy you, and just try not to be so annoyed, you find that you get used to them and you can make some really good friends.

qft

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: ahurtt
Have you tried accepting him and getting to know him better? Maybe then he would seem less strange and annoying. Personally I feel sorry for him if he is trying to identify with somebody who is as much of a stuck-up ass as you sound like you are. Maybe you are right, he'd probably be better off without "friends" like you. Some of the nicest and best people I know today, I didn't necessarily like or get along with right off the bat. But sometimes if you can get past peoples little quirks and things that mildly annoy you, and just try not to be so annoyed, you find that you get used to them and you can make some really good friends. It's called tolerance and acceptance. And it will get you much further in life than hatred and ostracizing people. I mean honestly, what makes you so fvcking special? You would probably be just as annoying to me as this kid is to you. . .Who are you tell this kid he isn't good enough for you and your little clique?

Sooo true!!!


OP, Try putting yourself in his shoes, you wouldn't want to be treated this way would you? Give him a break...

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: dullard
Option 1) Don't do anything, be miserable for the rest of eternity. He keeps thinking he is your friend. So he bothers you forever. He also is always unhappy because you keep ditching him. In the end, neither you nor him ever has fun out with friends again in your lives.

Option 2) Tell him. He is hurt, but moves on to newer friends. You both live long happy lives.

I vote for option 1 since it must somehow be less painful.

option 3) Tell him. He is hurt, and you die a horrible, painful death in his basement or he just shoots you and your friends at school the next day.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: pontifex
option 3) Tell him. He is hurt, and you die a horrible, painful death in his basement or he just shoots you and your friends at school the next day.

Well if option 3 was going to happen, ignoring/ditching him would have caused the same miserable end eventually. Might as well face the inevitable.

 

[JasonSix78]

For the "annoying" kid's sake, I hope he finds a better group of people to hang out with.

-Jason