How to kiss...

tjaisv

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I want to learn more about the art of kissing, particularly the french kind. Any good advice, tips, etc...? :)

And why do women always seem to consider themselves the better kissers? Just curious...

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LookingGlass

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First find a partner, not your hand, and practice. :p

Seriously though, I can't stand a guy that smokes, I don't smoke, kissing someone that smokes is nasty. Don't go too fast, don't be too stiff about it either, no not down there, your mouth. :p Don't slobber. Learn to follow, give and take a little. With practice, you'll be a good kisser. Good luck! :)
 

ch33zw1z

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just when you think you haven't seen every question on AT...

my advice, practice eatin pussy...they love that

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Take a couple of weeks yourself to practice.

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Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
just when you think you haven't seen every question on AT...

my advice, practice eatin pussy...they love that

Nice way of putting it, can you be anymore vulgar. Yeah, women love that.
 

tjaisv

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Oh god lol. Well hopefully 1 out of every 10-20 replies in this thread will have something useful in it...
 

ch33zw1z

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Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
just when you think you haven't seen every question on AT...

my advice, practice eatin pussy...they love that

Nice way of putting it, can you be anymore vulgar. Yeah, women love that.

many do...
 

tjaisv

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Originally posted by: LookingGlass

Seriously though, I can't stand a guy that smokes, I don't smoke, kissing someone that smokes is nasty. Don't go too fast, don't be too stiff about it either, no not down there, your mouth. :p Don't slobber. Learn to follow, give and take a little. With practice, you'll be a good kisser. Good luck! :)

Good tips. :thumbsup:

 

LookingGlass

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Originally posted by: tjaisv
Originally posted by: LookingGlass

Seriously though, I can't stand a guy that smokes, I don't smoke, kissing someone that smokes is nasty. Don't go too fast, don't be too stiff about it either, no not down there, your mouth. :p Don't slobber. Learn to follow, give and take a little. With practice, you'll be a good kisser. Good luck! :)

Good tips. :thumbsup:

TY, been told I am a good kisser. :p Eventually you'll learn to relax, that key right there. Being stiff about it, won't help, and it'll show. You'll learn to let go a little, open the mouth, slowly, bit by bit, eventually insert the tongue, do it slowly, not too fast, see how she reacts.
If she's receptive, you'll know, you can do more. Suck on one another's tongue. Women like foreplay, for some, we don't have that on off button that a lot of guys do. Guys are very visual, women need more *sometimes* to get us going. Kissing, a bit of foreplay will do that. Have fun. ;)
 

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Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
just when you think you haven't seen every question on AT...

my advice, practice eatin pussy...they love that

Nice way of putting it, can you be anymore vulgar. Yeah, women love that.


even THAT takes lots of practice. ;)
 

RichUK

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You always need to start with a good chat-up line. Something like:

?Do you want to sit on my lap, and talk about the first thing that pops up?

Then proceed to get your freak on.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: KLin
Get a blowup doll and practice.

And post video of it on Youtube. Hilarity ensues.


Originally posted by: Syringer
Eat lots of onions beforehand.

Put your hand on her boob while kissing.
Your hand???? Oh come on.